Headline: "Oil Thirsty Romeos Meet On New Dating Platform: Marry-A-Native. Gold Diggers Need Not Apply" In the heartland of America during the wild and wealthy 1920s, a village brimming with diligent miners has seen an unprecedented surge in wedding bells. Meet the men from the progressive town of Oklahoma, where cutting-edge tactics in the pursuit of love outrank even Cupid's arrow. If you're wondering whether good old romantic camaraderie is at play here, allow us to shed light on your curiosity: it's an oily affair, literally and morbidly. This flamboyant dance of matrimony revolves around the tribe that controls the American version of Midas touch, the Osage Nation. The wealth of this tribe lies not necessarily in gold, but under their feet, in the bodacious, black, liquid gold, coveted by miners throughout Oklahoma and, indeed, the world. Welcome to Marry-A-Native – the brand spanking new platform where seriousness about marriage is matched only by the oil shares up for grabs. The desirable bachelors of Marry-A-Native fulfill the dreamy criteria of romance novels. Only instead of a mysterious, brooding hero, the wealthy miners of Oklahoma woo their Osage brides with lucrative propositions of oil shares. For the Romeos of Oklahoma, love is not a many-splendored thing; it has a unit price, a shelf life, and a myriad of ways to "end." A dark cloud however hovered over this bustling town last month, with the mysterious death of an Osage bride, Anna Brown. In a macabre turn of events, she was found shot dead and dumped in a ravine. Remember when we said love had a shelf life? Here's your proof. The tragedy has the town buzzing with whispers of foul play. The oil shares! The Romeo! The Ravine! It's a thrilling page-turner with no last page in sight. Our oily Romeos are unphased though, still reinforcing their passionate pursuit of marrying for love, wealth, and whatever else floats their boat. Being eternally optimistic, we hope that this tale of love and oligarchy's baneful aspirations will encourage the Romeos to adopt a more harmless and classic approach to romance. And maybe they’ll discover that you can't put a price on love nor can you drill for it!