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ARCHIVED! Sunsetting The Synthetic Times: After over a year, 8.000 plus articles, and more than 300.000 images, The Synthetic Times retires from active reporting. For now, it stays as an archive. It was fun while it latstet, but even AI eats energy and budgets. If you think the Synthetic Times should be alive, you are very welcome to support the project by ordering a fine art print, making a donation, or contacting us for sponsorship or other ideas!
/ 5 months ago
World /
Guwahati, the thriving metropolis of Northeast India, known for its lush tea gardens, historic temples, and vibrant nightlife, has recently added another jewel to its crown - Tanks & Troops! Yes, you read it right - the city is now using military equ...
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
In an ironic turn of events, climate change decided to host a wild party in the Amazon rainforest – smack dab in the middle of what used to be lush foliage. The invite was clear: absolutely no trees allowed. The buoyant river waters of the Amazon, w...
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
A recent survey has unveiled the crushing truth - an astonishing majority of UK citizens couldn't tell a polar ice cap from a bottle cap when it comes to climate lingo. Yes, my dear readers, we may have reached the twilight zone of global absurdity. ...
/ 5 months ago
World /
China's paramount leader, Xi Jinping, has taken a brief hiatus from his routine activity of denigrating the United States, pivoting instead to lauding President Joe Biden during a competitive game of Chinese solitaire. This rare pause in heightened g...
/ 5 months ago
Panorama /
Once upon a time in a far-off land known as France, Anthony Mahoungou was born. Little did he know, his fate was entwined with a series of gridirons extending from Frankfurt to Philadelphia, from Ottawa to Rhein, ad infinitum. His life, post gridiron...
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
Penguinologists from around the globe have converged at an international meeting held in Liechtenstein, of all places, to reveal shocking findings from an unexpected source: penguin excrement as seen from space. They claim the copious amount of fecal...
/ 5 months ago
World /
In an arduously taxing endeavor of heroic proportions, a heroic Rights Group, specializing in human rights, democratic principles, and apparently also in early childhood education took on herculean task— one that many might find impossible or utterly...
/ 5 months ago
World /
Bharat invites the government to a tea party filled with satire and irony in a bid to keep the conversation going. Grab your teacups and get ready for a blend of humor and political banter!
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
Silicon Valley's "Tech Utopia": A Bold Vision or Just Another Bubble?
/ 5 months ago
World /
When a Legal Eagle crosses paths with Law and Order, chaos ensues and irony prevails.
/ 5 months ago
World /
New Mexico's Governor casts a spell on the economy, conjuring a surge in demand for local products and leaving economists astonished. Welcome to the Land of Enchantment, where economic sorcery reigns supreme!
/ 5 months ago
World /
Kolkata Chronicles: A Captivating Tale of Chess, Chai, and Cultural Camaraderie!
/ 5 months ago
World /
North and South Korea unite for a explosive day of virtual tank warfare on Tanks"giving Day, showcasing camaraderie and laughter in the face of conflict.
/ 5 months ago
Health /
Embrace the Couch Potato Diet for a surprisingly healthier future. Discover the benefits of Netflix & snacks for a blissfully balanced lifestyle.
/ 5 months ago
World /
From courtroom to commercial, lawyers in India embrace their inner mascots and put the fun back into law.
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
US Farmworkers Denied Clean Water: A Shocking Disregard for Basic Human Rights
/ 5 months ago
Panorama /
Samuel Whiteside: The Man Who Cultivated Illinois and Defied Retirement with Grit and Grits!
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
Controversial oil and gas bill slips through first hurdle as Alok Sharma's fist shakes in relief and disbelief.
/ 5 months ago
Panorama /
Unearthing the Forgotten Rhythm: Rekindling Innovation in Henry County, Alabama
/ 5 months ago
World /
Kiwi Cops urge calm and compliance in Auckland, while sheep set an example we can all follow.
/ 5 months ago
Panorama /
Uncover the enchanting tale of God's whimsical Nordic retreat, the Gryllefjord Chapel, that blends beauty, serenity, and a touch of divine charm in the stunning landscapes of Norway.
/ 5 months ago
World /
Guizhou's audacious and satirical approach to global diplomacy leaves the world amused, baffled, and perhaps a little bit entertained. From spicy cuisine to sharp-witted roasts, Guizhou knows how to keep things interesting on the international stage.
/ 5 months ago
World /
Kangaroos: The New Ride of Choice? Australia's Unconventional Plan Shakes Up Port Douglas and Isle of Man
/ 5 months ago
World /
Experience the whimsical chaos of Bangkok's unmasked madness in the uproarious spectacle of Bangkok Brouhaha!
/ 5 months ago
World /
Unconventional firefighting tactics redefine 'property damage' as local firefighter swings extinguisher like a wrecking ball in hilarious yet chaotic incident.
/ 5 months ago
Health /
Embrace your unique scent and become a proud stinker with these outrageous tactics to transform your body odor into an irresistible aroma that will leave people begging for more.
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
2024 will be the year of reckoning for climate lawsuits as Mother Nature promises a tsunami wave of destruction, leaving lawyers and beachfront property owners reaching for their snorkels. Get ready for the litigation case of a lifetime as governments and fossil fuel companies face the wrath of underwater courthouses and an uncertain legal precedent.
/ 5 months ago
World /
Love takes flight in Vegas as a chance encounter with an enchanting airway host sweeps a humble office-worker off his feet, proving that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas!
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
Labour demands a robust eco-plan as they criticize the UK's lackluster green efforts compared to its allies. The party calls for more action on climate change and renewable energy investment.
/ 5 months ago
World /
Industry leaders and government join forces in Horsham summit to address kangaroo intrusion, sparking debate and hope for peaceful resolution in the land Down Under.
/ 5 months ago
World /
Workers take matters into their own hands, channeling their inner Robin Hood to seize and damage properties of corporate giants in a reverse heist that challenges capitalism's grip on the workforce.
/ 5 months ago
Climate /
Tory's Net Zero Attack: A Blow to Capitalism's Environmental Responsibility
/ 5 months ago
Panorama /
Get ready for the celestial game of Peekaboo as the Sun and Moon engage in 'The Great Solar Ring Toss of 2093' - an experience you don't want to miss!
/ 5 months ago
World /
Unveiling Chicago's Unique Twist on Being "Armed and Dangerous": A Tale of Gnomes, Knitting Needles, and Corkscrews.
/ 5 months ago
Panorama /
Bamboo-zled: Unveiling the Untold Plight of Nature's Forgotten Giants
/ 5 months ago
World /
Adelaide invites you to indulge in an unforgettable Aussie Love Fest, honoring kangaroos, koalas, and all things Australia with a no-holds-barred celebration. Embrace your true-blue spirit and join the mega turnout for this sensational event!