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Welsh Invasion Hits Windrush: Dragons, Leeks, and Sheep Cause Chaos in Oxfordshire Village.
/ 2 hours ago
Politics / Business /
From Tower to Bench: The Unexpected Twist in Trump's Legal Saga Unfolds!
Manitoba surrenders Wolseley to Saskatchewan after shocking defeat in high-stakes game of Canadian Monopoly.
Local cop breaks tradition by choosing community engagement over donuts, sparking a debate on the future of crime-fighting.
/ 4 hours ago
Climate /
Rewarding bad behavior: Australian coalmines may be rewarded for their contribution to global warming, as a flawed climate scheme promises huge sums of money for emitting slightly less. The irony of the situation leaves Mother Earth sighing in despair.
/ 4 hours ago
Panorama /
Rubislaw Playing Fields: From Hallowed Ground to Sports Playground - a Comedic Evolution that Defies Expectations.
/ 7 hours ago
World /
Airline pilots and passengers take flight to the funky frequencies of Sydney's independent radio station, causing a comical clash between aviation and music.
/ 8 hours ago
Philippine officials launch a game of Clue to solve the mysterious murder of fishermen in the South China Sea, proving that innovation knows no bounds.
/ 11 hours ago
World /
Bhubaneswar surprises the world by trading curry spices for military might, as they prepare to 'spice up' Zambia with their unconventional approach. The world awaits the outcome, while residents of Bhubaneswar ponder the impact on their beloved spices.
Dhaka's extreme weather becomes a status symbol, reserved only for the wealthy who can afford to cope with nature's wrath.
Experience a twisted blend of crime, cocktails, and safety at Happy Hour at the Torture Criminals Club, where precautionary measures become a hilarious spectacle in the heart of the city's nightlife. Join the fun and discover how this unconventional club is redefining entertainment while ironically lowering crime rates.
/ 16 hours ago
Politics /
Teachers and students at schools near Morgan State University trade traditional studies for Active Shooter Avoidance 101, navigating the harsh reality of evading real threats. Satirical news takes a somber turn as education pauses to acknowledge the eerie winds of a grim reality.
/ 18 hours ago
World /
Unveiling Adelaide: The Surprising Choice for Global Companies, Backed by Kangaroos and Koalas!
/ 18 hours ago
Politics /
Hunter Biden channels his inner gun-slinger as he pleads 'Not Guilty' to federal charges, bringing a touch of the Wild West to a Delaware courtroom.
/ 20 hours ago
Health /
Embrace the digital age and acquire the infamous 'text neck' with these easy steps!
East Meets West: A Sitcom where Islam and Democracy collide in a chaotic yet heartwarming way, teaching us that differences can bring us together.
/ a day ago
Climate /
A fiery debate in Parliament pits Climate Crusaders against Climate Cynics as Green MPs and Tories clash over the net zero agenda, with passion and skepticism taking center stage. Can the nation find a balance between idealism and realism in the fight against climate change?
/ a day ago
World /
Corporate executives turn to Bob Marley's music to ease public concerns, but critics call their performance a surreal distraction from the real issues. Will "Every Little Thing Gonna Be All Right" resonate with the public or simply become a viral sensation?
Judge puts Trump on timeout for social media antics in fraud case, but will the former president ever grow up?
/ a day ago
Climate /
IPCC Chief warns of impending climate catastrophe as humanity's slow progress towards net-zero emissions falls short.
/ a day ago
Panorama /
Don Sherman: The Master Builder, Bowler, and Animal Breeder Breaking Boundaries and Inspiring Dreams
Pennsylvania resident shatters societal norms with self-engagement, igniting debates about self-love and bigamy. Keystone State gets symbolically sentimental as Guinness World Records considers a new category for "Maximal Self-Love."
/ a day ago
Politics /
Nobel Prize honors COVID-19 vaccine pioneers, Supreme Court reopens, and 'PAW Patrol' reigns at the box office, delivering a surprising end to the month.
Perth's Party Scene Gets a Taste of Mischief as 'Abacus Dumbledore' Proclaims Outlandish Prophecies
/ 2 days ago
World /
Congress members in Ghana: Blending politics, palm wine, and pidgin parlance in a comical rendezvous.
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
Chancellor Sunak's green U-turn draws disapproval from business titans who once slammed Labour for the same ideas, causing a commotion in the competitive market. Will this policy shift be beneficial for the environment or just political grandstanding?
Middle Earth meets the Big Apple in an epic cultural clash as New Zealand pleads with New York City to get their food and terminology right. Can hobbits and elves make their mark on the bustling metropolis?
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Harold Rushworth: The Man Too Good for Votes - A Tragicomic Dance of Idealism in the 1929 Bay of Islands Redux
Governor Newsom faces pressure to appoint 'Wonder Woman' Barbara Lee as the next California Senator, as public opinion demands diversity and representation. Will this political drama be a box office smash or a flop? Stay tuned to find out!
/ 2 days ago
Politics /
Canada and India engage in a diplomatic tussle as India expels 40 Canadian diplomats over accusations linking them to a "terrorist murder mystery," causing confusion and frustration among the Canadian officials in India. The dispute escalates, leaving the global diplomatic community on edge.
Ignoring the science of climate change: Are we doomed to repeat the same mistakes?
Pennsylvania takes a bold approach to international diplomacy by filing a 1-star Yelp review about China, causing a stir among diplomats and social media users alike. Could Yelp reviews be the next weapon in the battle for global relations?
/ 2 days ago
Business /
Birkenstock Steps into the Stock Market: Sandals Stride Towards a $9.2B Valuation in Upcoming NYSE Debut!
Biden's Dollar Store: Redefining Sino-American Relations and Dollar Store Comedy
Tasmania Breaks Silence: The Hidden Gem Down Under Fights for Recognition Beyond the Australian Mainland
Chicago braces for a whirlwind of boomerang excitement in the 'Windy City's Boomerang Bonanza'