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/ 3 hours ago
Entertainment /
Kale Infiltrates Childhood Classic, Forces Grilled Cheese Sandwich into Midlife Crisis
Grilled cheese sandwich faces midlife crisis as kale infiltrates, leaving traditionalists in shock and health enthusiasts intrigued.
/ 2 days ago
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Pakistani Actress Mahira Khan Dupes Paparazzi, Sneakily Weds Secret Boyfriend; Exclusive Wedding Video Leaks On Internet!
Pakistani Actress Mahira Khan Pulls Off the Ultimate Wedding Heist, Leaving Paparazzi and Fans in Shock!
/ 3 days ago
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BBNaija Homecoming: Adekunle Swaps N120m Prize for Freedom; Refuses to Confess Love to Venita!
BBNaija shocker: Adekunle trades N120m prize for freedom, refuses to confess love to Venita.
/ 5 days ago
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Dynevor and Ehrenreich Heat Things Up in the Corporate Jungle: Power Suits and Steamy Showers in 'Fair Play'
Experience the sizzling blend of ambition and romance as Phoebe Dynevor and Alden Ehrenreich dominate the corporate jungle in 'Fair Play' - where power suits and steamy showers take center stage.
/ 6 days ago
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Senior Heartthrob Steals the Show: Gerry Turner Stars in the Engaging Debut of 'The Golden Bachelor'
The Golden Bachelor: Senior Heartthrob Gerry Turner Steals Hearts and Defies Age in This Engaging Reality TV Debut!
/ 7 days ago
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Hollywood, Stand Aside: Shefali Shah, Jim Sarbh and Vir Das Crash The International Emmy Party!
Bollywood stars defy Hollywood expectations, crashing the International Emmy party and leaving a lasting impact on the global entertainment landscape.
/ 8 days ago
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Aliens Kidnap Marketing Team for Upcoming Sci-Fi Epic 'The Creator', Leaving Promotion in Limbo!
In a twist of fate, aliens abduct the marketing team for the highly anticipated sci-fi film 'The Creator', leaving its promotion in a state of intergalactic uncertainty.
/ 8 days ago
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Striking Writers Possibly Returning: Will Your Favorite Shows Stop Sucking Again?
Striking writers near a deal: Will your favorite shows regain their brilliance?
/ 8 days ago
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Iraqi Wedding Planner Discovered Alternative Worst Case Scenario As Fire Burns Down Venue
Unforeseen fire at Iraqi wedding leaves wedding planner shocked and highlights the need for preparation in worst-case scenarios.
/ 15 days ago
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Love Does Have An Expiry Date! Bijou Phillips Tosses Wedding Ring Like Hubby Tossed Sentences, Files for Divorce
Love's expiry date has arrived for Bijou Phillips as she files for divorce from her incarcerated husband, Danny Masterson, amidst his guilty verdict. Hollywood's love stories take a dark turn as marriages crumble in the face of criminal sentences.
/ 16 days ago
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Satirical Spaniard's Answering Machine Humbles Horny Humorist: Russell Brand Bounced from Radio 2!
Satirical Spaniard takes down scandalous humorist, Russell Brand, in a prank call gone wrong, resulting in his dismissal from Radio 2. Sachsgate: a lesson in the perils of comedic boundaries.
/ 16 days ago
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Paris Fashion Week in Pinstripes as Balmain's Latest Collection Stages Breakout from Van!
The daring heist that stole the spotlight at Paris Fashion Week: Balmain's latest collection stolen in a high-fashion hijacking. The hunt is on for the "Haute Couture Hijackers" as the fashion world waits in anticipation for the thieves' fashionable debut.
/ 16 days ago
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Dancing with the Stars Champion Iman Shumpert Loses Partner Off Stage: Wife Announces Separation on Social Media!
Iman Shumpert's world is turned upside down as he loses his dance partner off stage - his wife, Teyana Taylor, announces their shocking separation on social media. The power couple's fairytale love story takes an unexpected twist, reminding us that not all that glitters on Instagram is golden.
/ 17 days ago
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Soap opera resurrection ruins actress's peaceful country life; forced to re-inhabit shoes of Terese Willis
Soap opera actress forced to re-inhabit Terese Willis's shoes after unexpected resurrection ruins peaceful country life.
/ 17 days ago
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Underdog Satire 'American Fiction' Snatches Coveted Prize at Toronto Film Fest, Stirs Oscar Buzz!
Underdog satire 'American Fiction' shocks audiences and snatches the prestigious People's Choice Award at TIFF, sparking Oscars buzz and proving the universal appeal of biting satire.
/ 17 days ago
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Goat-Eyed Demon in 'Nun II' Barely Scares More Popcorn out of Audience than 'Haunting'
The Nun II fails to scare audiences as the demonic goat-eyed demon falls short of expectations, leaving viewers searching for scarier films in unexpected places.
/ 24 days ago
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'The Nun II' Performs Exorcism on 'Equalizer 3', Banishes it From Box Office Top Spot
"The Nun II" unleashes its holy terror, banishing "Equalizer 3" from the box office throne. Demonic nuns reign supreme in the battle for audience scares and cold hard cash.
/ 24 days ago
Business / Entertainment /
Climate Activists Claim Major Roadway in The Hague; Dutch Motorists Forced to Swap Cars for Bicycles in Effort to Save Planet!
Dutch motorists forced to switch gears as climate activists block major roadway, promoting a greener future on two wheels.
/ 25 days ago
Business / Entertainment /
Marc Bohan, Dior Legend and Designer of Waistlines Slimmer Than a Hollywood Diet, Check Out at 97
Remembering Marc Bohan: The Designer Who Redefined Waistlines and Left a Sartorial Legacy at 97.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Rihanna and ASAP Rocky's Baby Name Sparks a Riot: Not a Quiet Rose but a Riot Rose
Rihanna and ASAP Rocky's unconventional choice of 'Riot Rose' for their new baby sparks online frenzy, leaving fans divided and speculating on its deeper meaning.
/ a month ago
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Centenarian Lady Outlives Her Rhododendrons, Celebrates 100th Birthday, Proves Humans Can Bloom Longer Than Flowers!
Gloria Stenger: The Centenarian Lady Blooming Longer Than Flowers
/ a month ago
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Rolling Stones Resurrect from Rock-n-Roll Graveyard with First Album Since the Pre-iPhone Era
The Rolling Stones make a surprising comeback with their first album in years, taking us back to the pre-iPhone era of rock-n-roll. From a cryptic ad to a digital scavenger hunt, the legendary band proves they're still rolling strong and ready to rock the modern world.
/ a month ago
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Prep Your Air Guitars and Witchy Wardrobes: Olivia Rodrigo and LaKeith Stanfield Ready to Mesmerize Your Screens!
Olivia Rodrigo and LaKeith Stanfield are ready to captivate audiences with their music and acting, preparing to mesmerize screens with their upcoming projects. Get ready to unleash your inner air guitarist and embrace your witchy side as these talented stars bring excitement and enchantment to our screens!
/ a month ago
Sports / Entertainment /
Man United’s Antony Given Red Card from Brazil Squad Over Alleged Love-Hate Relationship
Love, scandal, and a missing puzzle piece: Man United's Antony Given red carded from Brazil squad over alleged turbulent relationship.
/ a month ago
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Spanish Actor Gabriel Guevara Steals Show at Venice Film Festival with Unexpected Arrest Performance!
Spanish Actor Gabriel Guevara steals the show at Venice Film Festival with an incredible and unexpected arrest performance, leaving audiences stunned and speechless.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Forever Sweet 16: Hatsune Miku, Digitally-Preserved Japanese Pop Star, Celebrates Her Synthetic Sweet Sixteen for the 16th Time
Hatsune Miku, the forever young Japanese pop star, celebrates her synthetic sweet sixteen for the 16th time, leaving fans questioning the concept of age in the digital age.
/ a month ago
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Parrotheads Mourn as 'Margaritaville' Migrates to Heavenly Shores: Jimmy Buffett Bids Adieu at 76
Jimmy Buffett, the iconic Parrothead, bids farewell at 76, leaving behind a legacy of tropical tunes and margarita-sipping bliss. The Margaritaville mourns as the heavenly shores welcome their newest celestial parrot.
/ a month ago
Technology / Entertainment /
Hippie Horror Story: Mud Apocalypse Envelops Burning Man Festival, Evoking Survivalist Nightmares
Burning Man Festival: From Psychedelia to Survival in the Great Mud Apocalypse
/ a month ago
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Move Over Gazpacho, Spain's Creamy Tomato Soup Has Arrived to Chill Your Taste Buds!
Salmorejo arrives to challenge gazpacho's reign, taking the chilled tomato soup game to a whole new level. Prepare for a flavor face-off that will rock your taste buds!
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Get Ready to Hibernate: Indiana Jones, K-Pop, and Pirate Anime Invade Your Screens!
Embrace the digital abyss: K-Pop, Indiana Jones, and pirate anime invade your screens, luring you into a hibernation of endless entertainment.
/ a month ago
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Fran Drescher Proclaims: "Hollywood Strike is Not Just for Drama, It's a Global Workplace Uprising!"
Hollywood strike sparks global uprising as Fran Drescher champions fair working conditions for all!
/ a month ago
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Adam Sandler, a Jedi, and Tim McGraw Walk Into a Streaming Platform: Your Guide to This Week's Entertainment Lineup
Get ready for a wild week of entertainment as Tim McGraw, Adam Sandler, and Jedi knight Ahsoka Tano collide on the streaming platform, bringing a mix of country tunes, comedic showdowns, and unexpected crossovers. Brace yourself for an adventure like no other.
/ a month ago
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Corn-Obsessed Community Calls for Sheet-Pan Sacrifice of Chickens to Welcome Corn Season!
Chattahoochee County's Corn-Obsessed Community Roasts Up a Seasonal Celebration with Sheet-Pan Sacrifice of Chickens!
/ a month ago
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Country Queen Dolly Parton Ropes in Beatles Legends for Rockin' Rendition of 'Let It Be,' Declares Abbey Road a Country Road
Dolly Parton teams up with Beatles legends for a country-fied rendition of 'Let It Be' at Abbey Road Studios, blending twang with rock 'n roll in a musical masterpiece.
/ a month ago
Business / Entertainment /
Sizzling Southwest Flight Reveals New Flame-Jet Feature, Cancun Trip Voted Too Hot to Handle!
Sizzling Southwest Flight puts on a fiery show, leaving passengers craving the 'Fly-n-Fry' experience!
/ 2 months ago
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Peter Dinklage Traded Dragon for Toxic Waste: First Look at the Toxic Avenger Reboot Unleashed!
Peter Dinklage trades dragons for mop in the first look at the 'Toxic Avenger' reboot. Watch as the cunning Tyrion Lannister takes on crime in the grime-encrusted streets of Tromaville.