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/ 8 days ago
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Amazon accused of monopolistic behavior as regulators claim the e-commerce giant is squeezing out competitors and favoring its own products in the online shopping landscape, prompting a legal showdown that could transform the way we shop or lead to a riveting season of attorney smackdown. Are we witnessing the rise of a real-life monopoly player?
/ 8 days ago
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Xiaomi breaks down barriers with Leica-powered cameras in its mid-tier smartphone, bringing luxury photography to the masses.
/ 8 days ago
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Xiaomi brings luxury to budget smartphones with Leica Camera on the new 13T Pro, revolutionizing smartphone photography. Upgrade to professional-level shots without breaking the bank.
/ 8 days ago
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Net Neutrality: FCC To Restore Order and Supervision to the Wild World of the Internet
/ 15 days ago
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Elon Musk prepares to introduce a paywall on his social media platform, X, to combat bothersome bots, leaving users questioning the economic viability of paying to tweet. Rich enough bots subscribing causing concern among real users.
/ 16 days ago
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Missing Marine jet sends South Carolina on a wild game of hide and seek, as pilot safely touches ground but elusive aircraft stays hidden in picturesque lakes.
/ 16 days ago
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AI flips the script, empowering underachievers and humbling star performers, sparking a new era of success and self-reflection. The Great AI Purge reshapes the business world, leaving shattered egos and unexpected winners in its wake.
/ 16 days ago
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Turkish President Tempts Tesla CEO Elon Musk with Gastronomy Diplomacy for New Factory Location
/ 16 days ago
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Apple tempts with 23% off on AirPods, just in time for the iPhone 15 frenzy!
/ 25 days ago
Technology / Environment /
Morocco faces a seismic challenge as Mother Earth tests its salsa skills in a late-night shake-up!
/ a month ago
Technology / Entertainment /
Burning Man Festival: From Psychedelia to Survival in the Great Mud Apocalypse
/ a month ago
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The New York Times introduces mind-boggling new game, Connections, sending Wordle into contemplation of retirement.
/ a month ago
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Biden leaves vacation to console grieving marine families but remains tight-lipped on mysterious crash in Australia.
/ a month ago
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Microsoft makes a daring move to win over the Brits by giving Ubisoft the cloud streaming rights for Activision Blizzard games, in what could either be a game-changing partnership or a tech debacle reminiscent of a Monty Python sketch.
/ a month ago
Politics / Technology /
Kim Jong Un surprises with a missile boat party crash as Seoul and Washington kickstart joint Zumba sessions, adding an unexpected twist to global diplomacy. Will missile audacity or diplomatic salsa set the beat in this geopolitical dance-off?
/ a month ago
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Cheems, the internet's beloved meme-lord, tragically passes away after battling pancreatic cancer, leaving the online community heartbroken and united in tribute.
/ 2 months ago
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Elon Musk shocks X users by banning blocking feature, promoting unfiltered discourse with no escape from annoying online interactions. Will this move bring the 'sense' Musk seeks or create chaos on the social media platform?
/ 2 months ago
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Britain shows support for Ukraine by throwing a £90m drone-swatting party, leaving Russia feeling left out and unwanted. The battle to protect Ukraine's sovereignty and spoil Russia's drone tactics begins.
/ 2 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Ukrainian Drone Plays Explosive Game of 'Tag' on Putin's £3 Billion 'Bridge to Nowhere', Redefining International Diplomacy
/ 2 months ago
Technology /
Mark Zuckerberg prepares to enter the ring with Elon Musk as he trades his hoodie for boxing gloves, making a bold statement in anticipation of the highly anticipated match-up between the tech moguls. The battle of strategy versus unpredictability leaves Silicon Valley eager to witness the clash of titans.
/ 2 months ago
Technology / Entertainment /
Tech Titans' Throwdown: Musk vs Zuckerberg in an MMA Battle Royale on Platform X - Who Will Prevail?
/ 2 months ago
Technology / Entertainment /
PlayStation Pandemonium: Twitch Streamer Kai Cenat's Free Console Giveaway Turns Union Square into a Gaming Gladiator Arena.
/ 2 months ago
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BMW CEO unveils innovative electric car concept inspired by the Ghost of Christmas Future in a surprising move towards a greener future.
/ 2 months ago
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India's Crackdown on Foreign Laptops and Tablets - Blaming Dodgy WiFi Connection
/ 2 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Congress takes a surprising detour from politics to investigate the existence of extraterrestrial life and secret UFOs in Area 51, leaving the American public in suspense. Will government transparency prevail, or is the truth about alien encounters destined to remain classified?
/ 2 months ago
Technology /
Unleashing the power of AI: CIOs tackle the impending corporate AI Apocalypse with strategic finesse and technological bravado.
/ 2 months ago
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Elon Musk plans to send Twitter's beloved bird logo to space, causing a stir as he prepares for a logo-less tweeting future. Critics raise environmental concerns, but fans eagerly wait to see the outcome of Musk's audacious venture.
/ 2 months ago
Politics / Technology /
US Navy responds to North Korea's missile misfire with the arrival of a second sun-powered submarine, adding "nuclear sunshine" to South Korean waters. The move aims to deter North Korea's grandiose ambitions, while also providing a morale boost with Taylor Swift albums.
/ 2 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Spain's political landscape is thrown into chaos as the right-wing rises without direction, while the left-wing sulks in defeat. Who will prevail in this fiery dance of ideologies? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Spanish Political Chronicles.'
/ 2 months ago
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Elon Musk plans to bid farewell to Twitter's iconic logo, replacing it with an 'X', leaving the world wondering what it signifies and sparking outrage among pigeons everywhere. Will Musk's latest move be another technological marvel or a playful prank? Only time will tell.
/ 2 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Big Tech giants pledge to ease concerns of AI takeover by implementing watermarks on AI-generated content, ensuring transparency and fair play in the world of artificial intelligence.
/ 3 months ago
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Elon Musk's Twitter venture leaves advertisers fearing intergalactic ads and burning cash faster than SpaceX rockets.
/ 3 months ago
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Meta Joins the AI Race with Commercial SuperBot to Challenge OpenAI and Google
/ 3 months ago
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Twitter Birds Flock to Meta's Threads, Leaving Twitter's Branches Bare: Will Threads Rule the Social Media Sky?
/ 3 months ago
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Controversial kickboxer-turned-social media scam artist, Andrew Tate, finds himself under house arrest in a picturesque vintage villa in Romania, showcasing the court's innovative approach to punishment. Will this unique restorative justice tactic prove effective or absurdly agreeable?
/ 3 months ago
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Tesla sends battery workers on 'charging leave' amidst China's EV price duel, sparking shock and awe in the industry.