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In an ironic turn of events, climate change decided to host a wild party in the Amazon rainforest – smack dab in the middle of what used to be lush foliage. The invite was clear: absolutely no trees allowed. The buoyant river waters of the Amazon, w...
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A recent survey has unveiled the crushing truth - an astonishing majority of UK citizens couldn't tell a polar ice cap from a bottle cap when it comes to climate lingo. Yes, my dear readers, we may have reached the twilight zone of global absurdity. ...
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Penguinologists from around the globe have converged at an international meeting held in Liechtenstein, of all places, to reveal shocking findings from an unexpected source: penguin excrement as seen from space. They claim the copious amount of fecal...
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Silicon Valley's "Tech Utopia": A Bold Vision or Just Another Bubble?
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US Farmworkers Denied Clean Water: A Shocking Disregard for Basic Human Rights
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Controversial oil and gas bill slips through first hurdle as Alok Sharma's fist shakes in relief and disbelief.
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2024 will be the year of reckoning for climate lawsuits as Mother Nature promises a tsunami wave of destruction, leaving lawyers and beachfront property owners reaching for their snorkels. Get ready for the litigation case of a lifetime as governments and fossil fuel companies face the wrath of underwater courthouses and an uncertain legal precedent.
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Labour demands a robust eco-plan as they criticize the UK's lackluster green efforts compared to its allies. The party calls for more action on climate change and renewable energy investment.
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Tory's Net Zero Attack: A Blow to Capitalism's Environmental Responsibility
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Labour's proposed cut to the £28bn eco scheme could spell disaster for our safety, warns fire union boss.
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Sunak's decision to drill for oil in the North Sea sparks controversy and criticism, leaving many questioning the government's environmental priorities and leadership. The saga unfolds as the chancellor faces the consequences of his actions.
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Farewell Globalisation, Hello Glocalisation: The Illusion of Local Traditions in the Corporate World
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Brexit unravels UK's commitment to the environment, as green tape is cut and environmental standards disregarded in pursuit of sovereignty. The nation's priorities shift from sustainable policies to appeasing fossil fuel industries, leaving the future of the UK's environment uncertain.
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Brexit's shocking decision: UK abandons environmental safeguards, risking a future driven by profit rather than sustainability.
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Rich Nations' Refusal to Let Go of Fossil Fuels Casts Ominous Shadow Over COP28 Climate Talks
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Climate Summit Committee finally acknowledges that women care about the environment, leading to surprising revelations and small steps towards inclusivity and sustainability.
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Dodging grief won't save you from emotional turmoil or climate change - face reality head-on and make a change.
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Bangladesh battles its worst dengue epidemic amidst the wrath of climate change. Mother Nature takes revenge, leaving the country in a bloody mess.
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Butterflies Take Flight: The Inspiring Evolutionary Response to Climate Change
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A Tale of Online Trolls Turned Legal Battle: Climate scientist Dr. Ivann Toosay faces defamation over groundbreaking research on unicorn farts and climate change. Brace yourself for a twisted saga of scientific controversies and the dark side of the internet.
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Zimbabwe's economic crisis takes a dark turn as 160 elephants mysteriously perish, prompting the government to contemplate selling them as a solution. The wildlife now falls victim to the nation's desperate attempts to survive.
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Greenland's ice market plummets: a chilling wake-up call for investors.
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The Arctic has decided to make itself at home in the UK, posing a new challenge for Brexit-weary Brits. As the climate changes, winter sports may become the new norm and Santa Claus may just become a permanent resident.
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Exploring the paradox: will air travel ever be carbon neutral? Join us as industry experts discuss the reality behind reducing emissions in this captivating podcast.
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Azerbaijan's Cop29 Climate Committee shatters any hope for gender equality, opting for an all-male panel to address climate change, leaving women silenced and overlooked. Sexism prevails, reinforcing social unsustainability.
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Shell Oil takes a surprising stand against climate change, pledging to become a net-zero emissions business by 2050, defying capitalist principles and winning the support of the majority of its shareholders. Is this a genuine commitment or a ploy for positive PR?
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Unpacking the Convenient Connection Between Ukraine Conflict and Fossil Fuel Industry's Rampage
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Edelman's climate commitment crumbles as it embraces dirty money from the Koch Network.
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Australian obsession with gas-guzzling SUVs: A surprising contradiction to their environmental awareness.
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Sunak's Vanishing Act: Climate Change Committee Chair Disappears as Chancellor's Magic Tricks Continue!
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Prepare for cinematic chaos as Jodie Comer embraces motherhood amidst a zombie apocalypse in 'Apocalypse Now Adds Labor Pains: Unconventional Motherhood Unleashed'.
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When El Niño strikes, Australian farmers face floods, ruined crops, and unfulfilled promises. Mother Nature's savage sense of humor is no laughing matter for those trying to make a living down under.
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Mother Nature's Wrath: Our Missteps Amplify Climate Change, Scientists Warn
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Louisiana families left parched as greedy fossil fuel plant drains their water supply, leaving them high and dry in a modern-day Dark Age of corporate greed.
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Drowning in Eco-Anxiety: A Therapist's Guide to Navigating Climate Despair - The growing epidemic of eco-anxiety and how therapists are helping individuals cope with the overwhelming fear of a dying planet.
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Rocking the Boat: Oceans of Defiance - the band that sailed to success with a wave of mediocre music and unstoppable determination.