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/ 2 days ago
Politics / Science /
Hurricane Milton has surged to a record-breaking Category 5 intensity, turning the morning coffee routine into a race against nature's most ambitious storm. As it barrels toward the coast, this overachiever reminds us that sometimes, chaos arrives early—leaving our beach plans in shambles and our conversations ignited. Cheers to the storm that inspires and disrupts all at once!
/ 5 days ago
Politics / Science /
FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell takes a bold stand against former President Trump's Hurricane Helene claims, declaring them as compatible as oil and water. With sharp commentary and a splash of humor, Criswell ignites a new wave of political discourse while social media embraces her message as a rallying cry for truth amidst the storm of misinformation.
/ 6 days ago
Science /
Prepare for a dazzling cosmic display as the sun unleashes its mightiest X9.05 solar flare, promising a spectacular light show and a playful reminder of its power. While some eagerly await the auroras, others brace for potential turbulence—it's a fiery hello from our star that has everyone talking!
/ 11 days ago
Science /
Mount Everest's stunning transformation into a fitness icon is shaking up the mountainside, as ancient river workouts reveal the secret behind its majestic stature. With a splash of humor and a twist of scientific discovery, Everest is set to inspire a geological fitness revolution, one peak at a time!
/ 24 days ago
Politics / Science /
Get ready to witness the whimsical spectacle of the Harvest Moon and a partial lunar eclipse as communities unite in joyful anticipation, armed with snacks and homemade moon-themed attire. Embrace the cosmic event with your favorite viewing spot and a sprinkle of starry wishes—after all, it’s not just a celestial show, it’s a chance for memorable moments and Instagram-worthy selfies!
/ a month ago
Technology / Science /
Polaris Dawn astronaut Sarah Gillis mesmerizes the cosmos with a captivating "Star Wars" serenade during an unprecedented spacewalk, blending artistry with adventure. As her cosmic melodies resonate across the galaxy, the future of space exploration takes on a harmonious twist, sparking dreams of orchestral performances on the Moon.
/ a month ago
Business / Science /
Boeing's Starliner capsule embarks on its solo journey back to Earth, sparking playful comparisons to ridesharing services in the cosmos. As it undocks from the International Space Station, viewers are treated to a new era of space travel that promises to turn the extraordinary into the everyday.
/ a month ago
Science /
NASA takes an unexpected leap into the music scene as astronaut Butch Wilmore's "pulsing noise" from the International Space Station gears up for Grammy glory. With a unique album on the horizon and plans for a zero-gravity concert, the cosmos has never sounded so enticing!
/ 2 months ago
Science /
Discover the absurdity of NASA's latest decision to embrace a capsule-only space adventure, as two astronauts enjoy an unexpected 'staycation' in orbit. Join the cosmic fun while we question if the future of space travel really means saying goodbye to human explorers.
/ a year ago
Science /
The truth is out: aliens confirm Earth is burning, confirming the findings of the groundbreaking Fifth National Climate Assessment.
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
Elon Musk's new mega-rocket leaves the Statue of Liberty feeling inadequate and landmarks around the world with a case of height-envy!
/ a year ago
Science /
The sun and moon conspire in an audacious daylight theft, leaving Earthlings captivated by a 'ring of fire' in an epic Saturday sky heist.
/ a year ago
Science /
Unveiling Ancestry: Discover the Surprising Link to Neanderthal Heritage!
/ a year ago
Science /
Aditya-L1 Satellite Spills Space Secrets, Keeping Aliens Relieved and Scientists Intrigued!
/ a year ago
Science /
ISRO ventures into the gig economy as an interstellar Uber, giving Singaporean satellites a ride back home.
/ a year ago
Politics / Science /
Robotic arms revolutionize spring cleaning by dismantling 70-year-old mustard agent shells at Army's Pueblo Chemical Depot.
/ a year ago
Science /
NASA hosts a public meeting to discuss the possibility of "cosmic visitors", or aliens, and the panel of experts will examine countless reported sightings of unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), otherwise known as UFOs. The meeting has attracted some high-profile names in the extraterrestrial community, but not everyone is excited about the announcement.
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
SpaceX's historic "Ladies' Night" rocket launch on Sunday aims to break gender barriers, empower female astronauts, and put the "party" back in "outer space" with an all-female crew, anti-gravity pole dancing, and an empowering playlist of female artists.
/ a year ago
Science /
Rock legends Aerosmith granted approval for farewell tour as Tony Awards committee declares "Some Like It Hot" worthy of their nominations.
/ a year ago
Science /
Unlocking the genetic code: Humanity finally understands its own assembly manual, with the missing pages now found!
/ a year ago
Technology / Science /
When a Japanese spacecraft's mission to rendezvous with a moon lander falls silent at the final stage, the team in Tokyo are left wondering what went wrong. Will they find closure or be left with unanswered questions?
/ a year ago
Science /
Escape from Earth and live free on Mars with a one-way ticket on Elon Musk's Starship rocket system.
/ a year ago
Science /
Get ready for a once-in-a-lifetime cosmic spectacle as the legendary extraterrestrial bunny, Xogo, plans to photobomb the rare hybrid solar eclipse tonight. Hold on to your telescopes and prepare for a cosmic hopscotch like no other.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
Breakthrough research has created seven mice with two fathers, revolutionizing reproductive biology and opening up new possibilities in the field.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
In a devastating turn of events, a levee breach has trapped the small community of Pajaro in Monterey County, California in an inescapable deluge. The California National Guard is on the scene to help with rescue operations, as state and local officials work to provide aid.
/ 2 years ago
Technology / Science /
JAXA's inaugural launch of the H3 rocket ended in disaster, leaving the cause of the failure still unknown and the future of Japan's space exploration uncertain.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
Japan's attempt to launch a new medium-lift rocket into space has failed, leaving the nation's plans to become a "space power" in jeopardy. JAXA will analyze the cause of the failure and take appropriate measures to move forward.
/ 2 years ago
Technology / Science /
SpaceX is set to make history with the launch of its Crew-6 mission to the International Space Station, carrying astronauts from NASA, JAXA, and ESA for a six-month mission of research and exploration. Don't miss the launch tomorrow!
/ 2 years ago
Science /
Japan's ambitious new rocket launch has been grounded due to a booster engine glitch, leaving JAXA to investigate the cause and assess the damage before they can reschedule the launch.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
Japan's ambitious attempt to launch its first new medium-lift launcher in three decades was aborted due to an engine glitch, dealing a major setback to the country's space program.
/ 2 years ago
Environment / Science /
Climate change is real and it's happening now - Earth's global average temperature ranked 6th warmest on record in 2022, a reminder that we must take action to avoid the worst effects of climate change.
/ 2 years ago
Business / Science /
Virgin Orbit is set to make history tonight with the launch of Britain's first-ever space mission, a major milestone for the UK space industry that could open the door to a wide range of new possibilities.
/ 2 years ago
Technology / Science /
Europe's Vega C rocket launch was a disaster, with two Airbus satellites lost in space. An investigation is underway to determine the cause of the failure, a major setback for the European space industry.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
A significant coolant system leak on the Soyuz MS-22/68S spacecraft forced two cosmonauts to abort their planned spacewalk, leaving them to stay on board the ISS while the leak is investigated and repairs are made.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
Clean, limitless energy is now within reach - US scientists have achieved a major breakthrough in fusion energy, unlocking the potential for a zero-carbon energy source.
/ 2 years ago
Science /
Experience the historic Artemis 1 mission with NASA's successful splashdown in the Pacific Ocean - paving the way for the next steps on the journey to the Moon!