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/ 2 days ago
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Experience the future of dining at Nairobi's Robot Cafe, where robotic waitstaff redefine service without the hassle of tipping or human error. Enjoy a seamless meal with no judgment, just precision and efficiency – the perfect blend of technology and gastronomy. Welcome to a culinary revolution that leaves behind the awkward interactions of the past!
/ 3 days ago
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In a comical clash of football and fun, Notre Dame hilariously embraces a strategic loss to the Idaho Potatoes, proving that tailgate spirit trumps scoreboard numbers. With laughter echoing through the stadium, the Irish turn defeat into a celebration of camaraderie and potato-themed revelry. After all, the true victory lies in the joy of the game!
/ 3 days ago
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Embrace your solitude at Spruce with the $65 'Lonely Diner' special, a four-course culinary adventure designed for those who savor gourmet food sans the chatter. Redefine lonely meals into a celebration of self-love, where every dish invites introspection and taste without distraction. Indulge in a dining experience that proves companionship is optional, but exquisite cuisine is essential.
/ 3 days ago
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On Election Day in Algeria, the true contender is the Voter of Low Turnout, as citizens prioritize their weekend over the polls in a contest of apathy. Amid the lackluster candidates and a crackdown on dissent, the silent majority cheers for the art of staying home, making a bold statement without casting a single vote.
/ 3 days ago
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In a groundbreaking courtroom showdown, Judge Claudia Wilken exposes the NCAA's dubious practices surrounding "generous donations" from boosters, revealing them as a thinly veiled method of compensating student-athletes. With sharp wit and keen skepticism, she challenges the authenticity of amateurism in collegiate sports, igniting hope for a fairer future for athletes.
/ 4 days ago
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In a surprising twist, Canada swaps cookies for combat, sending military aid to Ukraine in a bold show of support. While bakers lament the loss of sweet treats, the nation's commitment to global peace takes center stage, proving that in times of crisis, victory is the ultimate recipe.
/ 4 days ago
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Boeing's Starliner capsule embarks on its solo journey back to Earth, sparking playful comparisons to ridesharing services in the cosmos. As it undocks from the International Space Station, viewers are treated to a new era of space travel that promises to turn the extraordinary into the everyday.
/ 6 days ago
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Dare to roll the dice on your toddler's safety with Shein and Temu's new Online Shopping Roulette! Transform the mundane task of shopping into a thrilling game of chance, where every package could be a delightful surprise—or a gamble too steep to take. Embrace the chaos and redefine parenting as an exhilarating adventure!
/ 7 days ago
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From diplomatic tensions to sun-soaked tarmac, the U.S. Air Force seizes Nicolas Maduro's aircraft for violating sanctions, turning it into an unexpected star of Florida's summer scene. As conspiracy theories swirl and plans for a glamorous makeover unfold, will the 'flying pig' embark on a journey of redemption or simply soak up the sun?
/ 7 days ago
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A former aide to New York's Governor Hochul trades her political career for a federal showdown, leaving behind a trail of intrigue and sealed documents. As she and her husband navigate the chaos of legal troubles and potential reality TV fame, the public can't help but stay glued to this unfolding drama.
/ 8 days ago
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In a dramatic twist worthy of a political soap opera, Edmundo Gonzalez, the vanishing opposition leader of Venezuela, is evading an arrest warrant while navigating a web of scandal and intrigue. As authorities embark on a wild chase reminiscent of a Houdini act, the nation wonders: where will this elusive figure turn up next? Stay tuned for the next episode in this gripping political thriller!
/ 9 days ago
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As Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif celebrates a perceived victory over inflation with whimsical claims of its newfound "friendliness," citizens remain skeptical, searching for affordable groceries in the midst of economic uncertainty. Is inflation truly playing nice, or has it merely hidden briefly, waiting to reemerge when least expected?
/ 9 days ago
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Wake up to the thrill of Kyiv's new morning routine—where the sky comes alive with drone displays and adrenaline-fueled missile dodging! Embrace the explosive energy as residents redefine their mornings in a city that dances with resilience and excitement.
/ 11 days ago
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Festivities take a dark turn as a joyful bus ride to a city festival spirals into chaos with an unexpected stabbing, leaving passengers questioning their safety and the nature of celebration. As organizers vow to prioritize awareness and safety, the incident serves as a stark reminder that not all adventures are meant to be shared on social media.
/ 11 days ago
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In a spectacular display of corporate theatrics, Thyssenkrupp Steel trades steel production for boardroom drama, leaving behind the business of metal for performance art and high-stakes leadership showdowns. As executives exit in dramatic fashion, the future of the company hangs in the balance, raising questions about whether this newfound flair will overshadow the quest for steel supremacy.
/ 13 days ago
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As the Kroger-Albertsons merger looms, local grocery stores face extinction, leaving shoppers to navigate a future of overpriced convenience and diminished charm. Prepare for a nostalgic yet costly grocery experience, where your favorite corner store fades into memory and savings vanish faster than the snacks on the shelf.
/ 14 days ago
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As Michigan basked in an unprecedented heatwave and power outages, residents swapped screens for candlelight and community potlucks, proving that even in the darkest moments, resilience—and ice cream—shine bright. Embracing the chaos of a summer to remember, Michiganders are rediscovering the joy of face-to-face connections amid nature's unpredictable antics.
/ 17 days ago
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Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell announces a bold initiative to cut interest rates, likening the move to a refreshing spring cleaning for the economy. As markets react with enthusiasm, the central bank embarks on a whimsical journey of economic rejuvenation and mindful spending.
/ 20 days ago
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Botswana's remarkable 2,492-carat diamond discovery not only dazzles the world but also sparks a flurry of quirky reactions and economic debates. As this colossal gem takes center stage, it raises the question: will it be a game-changer for the diamond industry or just a sparkling curiosity?
/ 25 days ago
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Introducing the 2025 Lincoln Navigator: where an oversized grille and extravagant design meet existential crises and therapy coupons. As Lincoln aims to reclaim its luxury status, only time will tell if bigger truly translates to better in the battle for SUV supremacy.
/ a month ago
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Salford City College defies conventional wisdom as students achieve A* grades without the grind, sparking a debate on whether hard work is just an elaborate myth. With the rise of the “No-Sweat System,” students are proving that success might just be a vibe away, leaving educators and parents questioning the true key to academic excellence.
/ a month ago
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Indulge in the deliciously outrageous world where Mars and Kellanova unite, turning every meal into a sweet celebration of M&M's and salty delights! Get ready for a snacking revolution that dares you to redefine culinary norms—who needs vegetables when you can have Cheezy Chocolates and Snickerdoodle Popcorn?
/ a month ago
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Greek wildfires turn a scenic landscape into a scorching spectacle, leaving devastation in their wake while transforming community spaces into refuge. Amid the chaos, residents contemplate the irony of nature's unpredictability and look forward to potential recovery celebrations.
/ a month ago
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Chuck E. Cheese unveils a subscription plan that promises less stress for parents and more sticky fun for kids—because who needs educational outings when you can dive into a ball pit of joy and guilt?
/ 10 months ago
Technology / Business /
X's CEO assures staff that data will defend anti-Semitism cleanup efforts as advertisers flock backwards, leaving the platform in crisis. Can data truly save the day or will social media sink even lower?
/ 10 months ago
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Argentina's election showdown: Will it be a libertarian bombshell or a left-wing lifeline?
/ 10 months ago
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Legendary Hospitality King PRS Oberoi: Checking Out of Earth, Checking In to Heaven
/ 10 months ago
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A top US university sparks controversy by threatening academic consequences for student groups critical of Israel's recent actions in Gaza, raising questions about freedom of expression on campus.
/ 10 months ago
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Techno-Optimist Manifesto declares technology as the pinnacle of human achievements, while Terminators find themselves in surprising agreement.
WeWork: From Cutting-Edge Co-Working Spaces to Bankruptcy Court Survival
/ 10 months ago
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The Federal Reserve continues to keep investors on the edge of their seats with its thrilling game of 'Rate Roulette', keeping interest rates at a 22-year high while hinting that future hikes are still a possibility. Get ready for more suspense and uncertainty in the world of financial markets.
/ 10 months ago
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Labor unions in the US showcase their strength as autoworkers, Hollywood actors, and hotel staff rally for better rights and pay, creating a thrilling showdown in the world of labor market.
/ 10 months ago
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The Biden administration's retaliatory airstrikes in Syria highlight their game of whack-a-mole with Iran-linked groups, raising questions about the sustainability of their strategy. Will they maintain their winning streak or run out of quarters?
/ a year ago
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Ford ends 41-day auto strike with 25% pay raises for workers, finally allowing them to afford the vehicles they produce.
Nature's Fall Collection: The Runway of Leaves - Decoding the Fashion Secrets of Mother Earth!
/ a year ago
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Argentina's Tango Nation faces an audacious Boris-Chucky hybrid president, promising economic upheaval and scandalous policies that divide a nation on the brink.