In a stunning turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced plans to swap out the iconic Air Force One for a lavishly-appointed private jet, dubbed “Qatar One,” gifted by the royal family of Qatar. Officials suggest this move raises the bar for opulence in presidential travel — because if you can't have the best, why even fly? Sources within the Trump administration report that Qatar One promises to be kitted out with all the latest in luxury amenities. The jet is expected to come equipped with gold-plated seat belts, a full-service spa, and a selection of Trump-branded steaks on the menu. Forget conference rooms and offices; Qatar One will include a golf simulator, ensuring the ex-president can practice his swing mid-flight, no tee time necessary. Given that the jet will technically remain a federal asset, ethical questions abound. Critics are quick to point out the potential implications of accepting such a gift. “It’s one thing to have a lavish birthday party; it’s another to take a multi-million dollar jet from a foreign power that has ties to questionable regimes,” said political analyst Skylar Downlow. “I mean, what's next? A private island from the Kardashians?” When asked to comment on the optics of using a foreign government’s gift as a personal plane, Trump, in a typically understated fashion, declared, “It’s not just any plane; it’s the best plane, folks. Believe me, no one will fly in a better plane than I will. You've seen Air Force One. This one has a hot tub and a helipad!” The massive Qatari gift may just catapult Trump to a new status: not only a former president but also the world’s first ex-leader to fully embrace the lifestyle of a sultan. Political analysts are already predicting a new trend in post-presidency perks, with future presidents perhaps expecting yacht donations from Monaco or space shuttles from Elon Musk. As excitement builds around Qatar One’s debut, potential adversaries might want to reconsider how to approach future diplomacy. How do you negotiate international relations when your opponent arrives in a plane dripping in luxury? Do you even dare to mention the environmental impact of such jets, or will it give Trump fodder for a new criticism of the "enviro-elite"? While many ponder the ethical boundaries involved, one thing is clear: if Trump isn’t going to fly commercial, he’s certainly going to land in style. And who could blame him? After all, what’s a plane without a little pizzazz, especially when it comes to disagreements with Congress over funding? Given Trump’s history, we might even see the jet equipped with its very own, “You’re Fired” button, just to keep things interesting.