In a groundbreaking twist that can only be described as the plot of a B-movie, scientists have finally put an end to the debate on whether colossal squids are real or just the stuff of sailor's tall tales. The elusive creatures, long believed to be hiding in the stomachs of whales or lingering in the deep sea shadows, have been caught on camera—thanks to the brave souls aboard the Schmidt Ocean Institute’s vessel Falkor (too). Utilizing a remote-controlled vehicle, the crew stumbled upon a juvenile colossal squid in what Dr. Michelle Taylor, the chief scientist, aptly described as a moment that was "beautiful and unusual." Because, of course, nothing says "captured in the wild" quite like a juvenile cephalopod being filmed by a robot while a bunch of humans screamed in excitement from the safety of their ship. Dr. Kat Bolstad, who has dedicated her career to studying marine life, confirmed the authenticity of the footage while reflecting on her previous encounters: "Most of my experiences with squids have involved only finding their remains inside the digestive tracts of whales and seabirds. This is a much more pleasant change of pace, I assure you!" Marine biologists everywhere are now urging the colossal squids to stop hiding and start mingling. "Seriously," one researcher lamented, "it's time for them to come out of the stomachs of those gothic looking creatures and just hang out with us. We have snacks!" As the footage circulates online, social media is ablaze with reactions. The hashtag #SquidLife is trending, with marine enthusiasts calling for a reality show that would give these cephalopods their first taste of stardom—not to mention a lucrative merchandising deal with plush toys and apparel. However, some are already raising concerns that this newfound exposure could have adverse effects. "What if they start charging for pictures or endorsements?" mused one concerned fan. “Can you imagine colossal squids selling branded protein shakes? What's next—a TikTok dance challenge?" For now, it seems that the colossal squid saga is just heating up. Scientists remain optimistic—and a bit sarcastic—as they tackle the next big question: “Is it too much to ask these majestic creatures to reveal their secrets without relying on the whale buffet?” As the expedition draws to a close, one thing remains crystal clear: the oceans are home to wonders yet undiscovered, and colossal squids are just now learning that fame comes with its own set of problems.