In a shocking turn of events that leaves the world both mournful and entertained, Floribama Shore star Kirk Medas has reportedly taken his final reality TV show audition in the great beyond. Medas, aged 33, is said to have left this mortal coil on Friday, leaving behind a legacy of wild parties, questionable life choices, and a liver that didn’t quite make the cut in overtime. Sources say that Kirk had been battling liver failure due to necrotizing pancreatitis—an affliction that sounds as dramatic as a season finale cliffhanger. Medical professionals confirmed that necrotizing pancreatitis is not only severe but also comes with a twist: dead tissue in the pancreas that can become infected, which apparently makes it a top contender for the “Most Dramatic Cause of Death” award. According to a spokesperson for the hospital, Kirk’s liver was a key player in his life, but it decided to throw in the towel just when he needed it the most. “It was a tough match,” said the spokesperson. “His liver had a lot of potential, but unfortunately, it couldn’t handle the pressure and fumbled in the final minutes of the game.” Friends and family have expressed their shock at the news, stating, “We always thought he’d outlast his liver. We never placed our bets on a necrotizing pancreatitis plot twist!” Tributes have poured in from across the reality TV community. Some are even calling for a new spin-off series titled “Liver Shore,” where participants will embark on a quest to find the last surviving liver in the wilds of Florida—or at least on a beach. In a fitting tribute, his fellow Floribama Shore cast members have vowed to host the wildest beach bonfire in his honor, complete with all-you-can-drink margaritas and the obligatory “Kirk would’ve done it” challenges. The deceased reality star may have lost in the battle against his pancreas, but he has undoubtedly won at leaving a marked impression on those who knew him. For now, Kirk Medas is being remembered as a vibrant soul who lived life on the edge, even if that edge was just a little too close to the deep fryer. As fans reflect on his colorful presence, one thing is for certain: if there’s an afterlife BBQ, Kirk’s liver will not be in attendance—and it’s probably for the best.