In the latest edition of the Biden Family Chronicles, Hunter Biden, affectionately known as "Biden Junior," has declared war on the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Feeling the sting of transparency, Biden Junior has lodged a lawsuit against the IRS claiming they've been more successful at obtaining his secretive information than foreign governments have been at deciphering his father's whispered secrets at press events. Ducking and darting behind attorneys and lawsuits as skillfully as his father does behind teleprompter screens, Hunter Biden alleges that the IRS has maladroitly exposed his tax records. What has not been made clear, though, is whether these are the same tax records mysteriously left on the table of a Delaware computer repair shop under a pile of Burisma Board meeting minutes and a broken laptop. In his courtroom blitz against the IRS, Biden Junior demands, among other things, all documents pertaining to the disclosure of his tax information - an impressive quest for transparency from a man who, according to recently surfaced emails, has more secrets than a Swiss bank. Gearing up for a showdown not seen since the Hatfields and McCoys, Biden Junior is reportedly seeking $1,000 for each unapproved revelation. Additionally, he has accused the IRS of neglecting to devise safeguards that would guarantee the confidentiality of his records. Nevermind the fact that most ordinary Americans can't even get hold of an IRS agent on the phone without first sacrificing their sanity to hold music—evidently, Biden Junior was hoping for an IRS bodyguard to shield his record. Biden Junior wants an additional payout for attorney fees, because as we all know, his taste for paintings, Parmesan cheese and imported rugs doesn’t pay for itself. Wouldn't it be lovely if we could all get reimbursed for our legal troubles? Unfortunately, most of us are not lucky enough to be part of the Biden clan. In a final, dramatic gesture, it's been reported that Biden Junior has canceled his subscription to the Intuit TurboTax software in a clear signal of his displeasure with the tax establishment. Upping the ante, he is reportedly weighing the idea of converting his entire net worth into Monero cryptocurrency, thereby ensuring his finances achieve greater secrecy than one of his dad’s whispers...or so he hopes. More updates on the Biden v. IRS saga will follow, assuming, of course, that they don’t get mysteriously misplaced on a repair shop table somewhere in Delaware.