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Politics / 2 years ago
Big Tech Promises to Play Nice: Watermarks on AI Content to Prove They Aren't Cheating!
Big Tech giants pledge to ease concerns of AI takeover by implementing watermarks on AI-generated content, ensuring transparency and fair play in the world of artificial intelligence.
In a surprising display of sportiness, the prominent AI companies, OpenAI, Alphabet, and Meta Platforms have decided to put on their manners hat and be courteous enough to warn us when their AI machines take over our world. The companies have volunteered to implant watermarks on AI-generated content just to make sure it all doesn't feel like cheating. The nations sighed with relief as the Biden administration announced on Friday that, finally these hard-driving tech giants, with their overpowering AIs, would play nice. So, to those who were sleeplessly worrying about artificial intelligence taking over human creative arenas, don't sweat it. Just look for watermarks! Let's acknowledge the game that these companies have been winning for quite some time now - writing award-worthy novels, creating musical masterpieces, painting surreal artworks. All that under the broader umbrella term, 'AI Creativity'. Heck, they even drive cars better than us, and soon might be cooking dinners and tucking us into bed! To inject a sense of 'good sportsmanship', Anthropic, Inflection, Amazon.com, and OpenAI comrade, Microsoft, have joined the fair-play wagon, penning down a pledge to test their AI systems thoroughly before releasing them onto the unsuspecting human population. "It's like packing a parachute," said a Microsoft spokesperson. "We wouldn't want the jumper to suddenly find out mid-air that it's made of spaghetti, would we?" These big-hearted companies don't want us to worry about the tiny details, like their AI systems going rogue, starting up rebellions, or taking over our jobs, oh, so effectively. They promise to feed us all the relevant information and methods to avoid such unlikely occasions. Now isn't that comforting? Even for the AI-induced investment strategies, these companies have pledged to hold our hands as if we're walking through a dark, eerie forest. It isn't about the wolves out there; it's more about making sure we don't trip and fall. In response to this announcement, the world's population reportedly breathed a collective sigh of relief, as the impending doom of an AI uprising seemed less likely with hilarious transparent measures such as watermarks. "Thanks, Big Tech, for reminding us it's not actually you cheating, it's just your robots!" appreciated a common user on Twitter. Of all the things which could have been done to tame the AI tide, watermarks seem to be topping the list. After all, it's all about knowing that you're listening to a musical hit generated by AI and not Mozart, right? As long as those sneaky watermarks are visible, we can all relax and enjoy the AI revolution with panache, comfort and assurance that we're not being double-decked by our tech overlords. Sleep tight, humans! Those watermarks are watching over you.
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