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Centenarian Lady Outlives Her Rhododendrons, Celebrates 100th Birthday, Proves Humans Can Bloom Longer Than Flowers!

Gloria Stenger: The Centenarian Lady Blooming Longer Than Flowers
Even Gloria's vibrant rhododendrons which have been a local attraction are dwarfed in terms of longevity by this dynamic centenarian. When asked how she felt about outliving her prized blossoms, Gloria, with a twinkle in her eye, said, "Well, I suppose it is one of those rare times I don't mind being older than anyone else!"
While the Balsam locals are familiar with the leafy grandeur of Gloria's rhododendrons, their admiration for the lady herself outmeasures the awe they hold for her gardening prowess. Gloria Stenger is more than just the oldest resident in Balsam; she is the go-to person in the town for everything, be it advice on cooking, childcare, gardening or simply keen insights about life.
Stenger has been the matriarch of her family for several decades now, and according to Donna, she is also the unofficial matriarch of their tight-knit community in Balsam. Her quick wit, boundless energy, and hearty laugh are well-known throughout the area.
The community came together to celebrate Stenger's milestone birthday with a grand surprise party replete with a gigantic cake and sparklers. To lift spirits even higher, Donna shared her mother's secret to longevity, "She always says live and let live - that’s her secret to a long life. That and a daily dose of laughter."
Stenger jokingly remarked upon seeing her birthday cake: "I hope I live long enough to blow all these candles! But if I don't, don't worry, I'll just blame it on the breeze!"
In true Gloria fashion, she celebrated her birthday not with the usual wishes but with yet another piece of wisdom. "Remember,” she quipped, “Age is just a number, and numbers can be very deceiving!"
So as Gloria Stenger steps into her hundred and first year, she is a living testament that humans can indeed bloom longer than the most beautiful of flowers. Here's to many more years of laughter, wisdom, and blooming in our midst, Gloria! Happy Birthday!
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