In an audacious move, taking everyone by surprise and making headlines all around, an entrepreneurial entity dared to discuss America - the land of the free and the home of the brave - right in its heart and soul, America. That's right, folks; there has not been such an outrageous act since that time someone suggested talking about baseball at Fenway Park! The company, colloquially known as 'Company', held absolutely nothing back in their all-American presentation. They audaciously discussed the latest tech trends, tax obligations and the virtues of the 4th of July barbecue to the wide-eyed managerial folk who, defying all odds, were shockingly based in America. As soon as the egregious word, 'America', slipped off of the Company's CEO, spectators gasped audibly as they grappled with the mind-boggling audacity of the situation. It was almost as though a company operating in America would dare to discuss America. The audacity! "It was downright outrageous!" said Mellisa Appleton, a manager at 'Company', reheating her third cup of coffee of the day. "One moment we’re having a nice non-geographically-specific chat, the next moment – BANG! – America!" She shook her head in mock horror, eyes gleaming with patriotic pride. Indeed, the shock was not restricted to 'Company'. The surprising news sent ripples spreading throughout the nation, with people gasping, dropping their cheeseburgers, and earthquakes in California beginning to tremble in the land where it’s always happy hour. Social media was flooded with hashtags like #CompanyTalksUSA and #OhSayCanYouSeeTheIrony, raising eyebrows and heartbeat monitors alike. Meanwhile, the CEO - perhaps emboldened by his daring venture - continues to throw caution to the wind. "Next week, we plan to discuss our factory, located scandalously in – wait for it – Baltimore. Yes, we're getting crazier day by day!" He winked at the horrified crowd, leaving them thinking, ‘What? In Baltimore? That's in America.’ The bold, unnerving audacity of 'Company' deserves applause and possibly an Oscar for their shocking performance. However, as we wait for the dust to settle, one thing’s for certain - the company who dares to discuss America - inside America - has definitely upset the proverbial apple pie cart in the most amusing manner. Looks like 'Company' has birthed a new standard for brazenness, and it’s draped in stars and stripes! And if that's not American, we don't know what is!