In a spectacular display of unexpected meteorological phenomena, torrential downpours of foreign investment have been raining down across India. And, dear readers, it’s not just rupees raining from the international clouds; we’re talking fat, full-bodied dollar bills plummeting meteor-like from the fiscal galaxy! Fund-wrenching tycoons and megacorporations are changing downpours of foreign investment into golden showers for the Indian economy, literally changing the country’s financial landscape. Streams of constitutional paper, engraved with the very face of George Washington, have been seen flowing through major Indian cities. So far, Delhi has experienced the heaviest rainfall, where it has been observed that residents are ditching their usual umbrellas for oversized woks and picnic baskets so as not to miss a single dollar bounty! As per reports from the field, the advent of this unexpected financial hailstorm came when Jeff Millionbucks, CEO of a major tech giant, reportedly said, “Sure, let’s put some money into India.” The repercussions of this simple statement were crazy. You would think it started to hurtle asteroids from another galaxy. What transpired was not too different – the skies went dark and then, suddenly, it began to rain dollars! Though local and national authorities weren't prepared to handle the onslaught initially, they are now conducting organized efforts to rescue and rehome these lost banknotes. Teams have been dispatched equipped with massive nets and high-powered vacuum trucks to salvage the green bills back into the country’s central bank reserves. Most baffled, perhaps, is the fraternity of Indian economists, who with eyes wide and calculators blazing, are scrambling to make sense of the fiscal Noah's Flood. In fact, Subir Ravi-Sankar, one of India's leading economists, was so bewildered by the phenomenon that we were unable to decipher any of his sentences, which all seemed to start with "If GDP..." and end in "we'll be richer than all of Europe combined." Of course, in typical Indian fashion, the country’s music industry has been quick to pinch a profit from this pecuniary precipitation. Creating a new genre of music called monsoon-money-pop, songs like "Dollar Dollar Fall on Me" and "Wet with Win" are now topping charts across the nation. At this rate, who knows if India will be a subcontinent or an über-continent by the end? Stay tuned, folks. Don’t forget to clutch your woks and buckets as you step outside. You never know when a submerged dollar bill may surface in this wild corporate dollar rain! But, even as the downpour continues, we’d do well to remember one important thing – whatever you do, don’t forget to dry those dollars out first!