As the world mobilizes to tackle climate change in a late attempt to save our already rapidly overheating planet, it appears there are still those among us, bold enough to laugh in the face of our imminent demise. Welcome to 'Bow Wow Airways', an opulent private jet service tailored exclusively for dogs, which is astonishingly, and quite inevitably, as lavish as it sounds. One such brave soul, the rather verbose owner of 'Bow Wow Airways', Mr. Richmore-than-sense, came up with this absurdly elite service after realizing his own spoiled, beloved pet poodle, Sir Barksalot, had had quite enough of the crowded commercial flights to his vacation villa in Italy. Thus venturing to establish the first-ever canine private jet service, Mr. Richmore-than-sense has managed to highlight the outrageous disparity between the pampered upper flea-class society and the regular kennel class. This audacious service has already created quite a buzz among environmental activists, who are claiming it to exceed the grotesque consumerism umbrella they fight against. As an aircraft designed for man's best friend, the A-list poodles, lobster-fed bulldogs, and diamond-studded chihuahuas have every amenity they can possibly wag a tail at. Gourmet dog food served in Italian crystal bowls, bone-shaped satin pillows for a cozy nap en route, and spacious cabins personally designed by eminent pet therapists are just a few examples of the extravagance 'Bow Wow Airways' provides. Climate change activists are, understandably, having a field day with this degree of opulence. "It's simply mind-boggling how someone can come up with such an idea amidst a climate emergency," said a visibly frustrated Olivia Greenpeace, a prominent climate change activist and volunteer at PETA. While the rest of the humbler world tries to reduce carbon footprint by switching to more sustainable options like walking, biking, public transport, heck, even electric cars, old Fido apparently mocks our attempts as he jets off on a carbon-spewing private jet, from penthouse to vacation cottage, faster than you can say 'who's a good boy?'. This canine jet service, while providing the most exclusive way of travel for dogs of bourgeoisie owners, has given a new, gilded bone of contention to climate activists worldwide. The audacious company seems to have taken the phrase 'it’s a dog's life' to entirely new, and quite frankly, dizzying heights of abundance. We can only hope that the Fidos (and their owners) of the world would eventually realize the impact of their rather extravagant lifestyle on our struggling planet. But then again, they might be too busy checking out what's pet-friendly on Netflix on the onboard screens to care. So, next time you’re sulking over your recycled airline peanuts while squished into that middle economy seat, spare a thought for those toffee-nosed canines sipping on their filtered mountain spring water in a private jet, completely oblivious to our collective worry over the burning planet. In the end, it seems ironically appropriate: even in this, humanity has managed to go to the dogs.