Entertainment / 2 years ago
Get Ready to Hibernate: Indiana Jones, K-Pop, and Pirate Anime Invade Your Screens!

Embrace the digital abyss: K-Pop, Indiana Jones, and pirate anime invade your screens, luring you into a hibernation of endless entertainment.
In a daring effort to see how long humans can avoid sunlight and actual physical activity, the world of entertainment has responded by releasing a barrage of new content. This decree to stay indoors comes as the 20-member K-pop supergroup, NCT, unveil another album to their discography, "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" swings onto your various streaming platforms, and a pirate-themed anime series sets sail. You may as well bid the outside world a tearful goodbye as you delve into this seemingly endless expanse of digitalized crack – and we don't say 'crack' lightly!
By the look of things, our living rooms, bedrooms and unfortunately, bathrooms, are destined to become the new entertainment capital. Shrouded in darkness with an erratic flash of screen light, your face might take on an eerie resemblance to the ghostly figures in your worst nightmares. But hey, who needs a tan when you have the warm glow of Indiana Jones and his most recent archaeological escapade in "The Dial of Destiny"?
Fostering your commitment and dedication to adopting a couch-potato lifestyle, the third spin-off of the "Power" franchise 'Power Book IV: Force' graces your to-watch list. A new dynamic story, ripe with power struggles and thrilling escapades wrapped in each episode like a burrito of entertainment. We can almost guarantee you'll lose track of what day it is!
In what can only be described as a sadistic, masterstroke move by the top-tier psychologists employed by Nintendo, a new musical game is unveiled. Seriously, who needs to learn real musical instruments when you can pretend to have musical talent in a digital world? Inspired by the twisted minds at The Associated Press' entertainment journalism department, it's the perfect recipe for developing a minor case of carpel tunnel syndrome.
If you manage to make it through this tumultuous gauntlet of binge-watching, you'll then be treated to the uncharted waters of pirate-themed anime. Arr! Avast ye hearties and brace yourselves, it's time to swashbuckle your way through yet another marvelous distraction from the grind of reality.
So, as the television glows like a beacon of procrastination and utter distraction in the distance, wave goodbye to the great outdoors, your fitness goals, and your dwindling social life. It's time to swap out your running shoes for some comfy slippers, say hello to your new best friend — the TV remote, and prepare to be bombarded by an all-encompassing hurricane of nonstop entertainment. Your journey into hibernation begins now!
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Original title: What to stream this week: Indiana Jones, 'One Piece,' 'The Menu' and tunes from NCT and Icona Pop
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