WILMINGTON, DE -- In a scene reminiscent of high noon in the Wild West, Hunter Biden twirled a pencil as though it were a Colt .45 before entering the U.S. District Court for the District of Delaware Tuesday morning to answer to federal gun charges. Biden, donning a dark suit - his stetson and spurs suspiciously absent - plead 'Not Guilty' to all charges, which comes as a result of Special Counsel David Weiss' investigation that has spanned years, several presidential tweets, and at least two Reddit conspiracy threads. Weiss alleges that Biden made a false statement related to the purchase of a firearm. Additionally, misleading information charges lurk in the background like tumbleweed in a cowboy movie, brought about by failure to maintain necessary paperwork federal law demands. The President's son, who has never been mistaken for Clint Eastwood, maybe more Woody from Toy Story, strode into the courtroom at precisely 10:00 a.m., demonstrating either a dedication to punctuality or a desperate need to get his arraignment over with so he could catch the tail end of his favorite morning talk show. This is Biden's first court appearance regarding these charges, but rumors are swirling that he might opt for a good old-fashioned quick-draw contest to settle the score – this, of course, is purely speculation, mostly coming from bar-room boasts and an anonymous source who claims to have overheard Biden himself practicing gun-slinging one-liners in the mirror. "There’s a new sheriff in town," or "This town ain't big enough for the two of us," would be among the top picks. However, given the fact that courtroom rules strictly prohibit the use of firearms and a holster would absolutely clash with Biden's tasteful suit, experts are suggesting this might be unlikely. As we eagerly wait with bated breath for the next episode of this modern-day legal Western, let us remember: in gun law and in courtrooms, the truth is always the fastest draw. Biden is expected back in court later this month for the continuation of his real-life cowboy drama. But until then, keep your six-shooters at your sides and your eyes on the horizon.