It seems like the legal drama around Hunter Biden's lost laptop has become an enticing spy thriller with a "cloak and Google Chrome" twist! The president's son has just pumped up the drama in 'Grand Theft Laptop' case by suing Rudy Giuliani and his former attorney, Robert Costello, claiming they went all James Bond (or is it more Austin Powers?) on his external hard drive. In the lawsuit, saying his hard drive's sanctity was as corrupted as a late-night disc jockey's Spotify playlist, Mr. Biden accused Giuliani and Costello of "dedicating an extraordinary amount of time and energy" in an obsessive quest to hack, tamper, manipulate and copy data from his laptop, behavior more reminiscent of an addicted Candy Crush Saga player than sober jurists. Hunter Biden's legal team noted with an appropriately dramatic flair, "Unlike a box of chocolates, one never knows what one will get, especially when it comes to encrypted data and the labyrinth-filled world of digital espionage by 'tech wizards' such as Mr. Giuliani and Mr. Costello". Critics point out this case might be more accurately described as "Grand Theft by Click". Giuliani and Costello have often puffed up their triumphant access to the hard drive's data like overexited Game of Thrones fans who just got hold of unaired episodes. But their veritable obsession led them face-first into the subpoenaed crosshairs of President Biden's son. Indeed, the laptop's drama-laden saga began last year when a suspiciously blind repair shop owner somehow found dubious data on a machine he claims was left by Hunter Biden, leading to a spate of controversies that a Hollywood screenwriter couldn't plot better in a season of "House of Cards". As the saga unfolds, it seems the 'Grand Theft Laptop' case has freshly squeezed more juice than the most dramatic telenovela—with a helping of digital espionage, political subterfuge, and some good old-fashioned legal mudslinging. But, the question remains: who will make the final move in this real-world game of digital Cluedo? Meanwhile, Hunter Biden's dog Major has been spotted anxiously chewing on a USB stick. Does Major hold the key to this intensifying digital drama? Stay tuned: The biting saga of 'Grand Theft Laptop' continues!