In a move that has the New York Jets scrambling for an emergency back-up plan, golden boy quarterback Aaron Rodgers' season has mysteriously come to an end. After sending two cases of artisanal cheese and a llama to the Green Bay Packers to secure Rodgers, the new star recruit was sidelined. However, in a stunning turn of events, the Jets have pinned their hopes on third-year quarterback Zach Wilson. Upon confirming Rodgers' debilitating corn on the cob injury (yes, seriously, a corn on the cob related injury), Jets management hastily shoved Wilson into the seat shaped conspicuously like Rodgers' backside. While the young QB showed initial shock at filling the void created by the high-ranking corn victim, he quickly warmed to the idea of leading the team. "I've always been a fan of high-pressure, sink-or-swim situations. It's a sign things are moving in the right direction," said Wilson, not looking at all like someone who'd just been told he had ten seconds to defuse a bomb. Dalvin Cook, free agent turned Jets running back, has taken it upon himself to play "safety advisor" for Wilson. The seasoned veteran promised "safety nets and airbags" for Wilson's imminent takeoff. As Cook commented while wielding what suspiciously looked like a sewing kit, "If duct tape can't fix it, then we're not using enough duct tape." Jet's head coach, Dusty O'Brady, has thrown his weight behind Wilson too. "We've got a solid player in Zach," said O'Brady, straight-faced as he polished up Wilson's helmet. "The kid's got more potential than Rodgers’s undamaged corn on the cob...I mean, uh. Confidence. He has confidence." In the wake of such a tumultuous start to the season, the Jets are rallying behind their unexpected hero. Wilson's name could be heard echoing throughout training, occasionally interspersed with quiet cries of, "Wait, why are they chanting for the corn guy?" Many fans have questioned this quick switch from Rodgers' proven excellence to Wilson’s somewhat theoretical potential, but now everyone's eyes are on the once-overlooked third-year QB. As he readies himself for his questionable launch to stardom, the only advice he continues to hold on to is, "Avoid corn on the cob at all costs." Here's hoping the Jets can turn Wilson's baptism by launch into a surprising victory. As Coach O’Brady was heard saying, "When the corn gets tough, the tough get cobbing.” And cobbing they will.