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Politics / 2 years ago
Justice League's Newest Member, Judge, Slaps Trump with Super-Inflated Property Valuation Fraud!
Judge 'Justice' and Super-Prosecutor 'Wonder' unite to expose Trump's inflated property valuation fraud in an epic legal showdown!
With the tenacity of Batman and the wisdom of Wonder Woman, the newly crowned superhero of the legal world, 'Judge' Arthur F. Engoron, has donned his black robe of justice and delivered an epic, comic-book-worthy smackdown to former President Donald J. Trump. Displaying his Super-Inflated Property Valuation detection powers, the sly ‘Judge’ blasted Trump with charges of fraudulently inflating the value of his properties in an attempt to score some sweet insurance and loan deals. Our caped crusader took up his cause behind the bench in New York, where he ruled that Trump had not only upped the value of his assets by an audacious $2.2 Billion (that's Billion with a B, folks!), but had done so illegally. With a thwack of his gavel and a sway of his black cape, nonspecific to any current Justice League dress code, Justice Engoron delivered a super-powered judgement that is set to simplify Attorney General Letitia James' path to victory. In a move that no one saw coming, AG 'Super Prosecutor' James, who one could argue adopts a strong Domination-Wonder Woman synergy, has been relentlessly pursuing Mr. 'Art-of-the-Fiddle' Trump for alleged overvaluations. “This decision is pure justice. It's like an early Christmas present," she heroically announced at the sparsely attended press conference. Holy moly, Attorney General! A distributed smackdown AND presents? You're almost as generous as Santa Claus! Meanwhile, Trump's defense team, known widely as the 'Lawyer Leaguers'’—a parody team that even the Legion of Doom wouldn’t hire—has been trying to downplay the ruling. “This is just a minor setback,” they claimed. “Our client's valuation practices are as solid as the Berlin Wall. Oops...wait, wrong wall!” One thing is certain, though: With this recent win for the 'Justice League', the plot against former President 'Inflato-Valuo' Trump is thickening faster than molasses in January. Will our new hero, 'Judge' Engoron, be enough to tip the scales of justice? Will ‘Super Prosecutor’ James deliver a festive final blow? Only time will tell. Until then, citizens can only hope to be saved by the League of Extraordinary Justices, while the 'Lawyer Leaguers' regroup around their not-so-round-table. Stay vigilant, folks! The next edition of this courtroom comic caper is sure to provide more entertainment than a barrel of Joker's laughing gas.
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