After a bout of finger numbness caused a detour to heart surgery for LSU Women's Basketball Coach Kim Mulkey, the sports physician has unexpectedly found herself in-demand as a motivational speaker for creating public awareness about health. To add a bit of surprise, Mulkey, who never misses an opportunity to score, went home from the hospital with two unexpected souvenirs – a couple of stents. Following what started as a mildly tingling sensation in her finger, Mulkey decided to make a surprise trip to the heart department to investigate, further proving that a coach's strategic planning and overanalysis aren’t limited to basketball courts. Backed by LSU's top medical team with PhDs in meddling, exploring, and nitpicking, her curiosity set off a chain of events culminating in a coronary angioplasty. As of Monday, Mulkey was found in good spirits, leading her team in practice at the Pete Maravich Assembly Center, utterly unfazed by her recent experience. "Ya know, stents are just like sports bras – they keep things where they're supposed to be!" she joked heartily, proving that nothing can quell the coach's effervescent humor. Furthermore, rumors have it that Mulkey has already begun planning her next trip to the Gastroenterology department following a minor hiccup. Her critics argue that this is a blatant attempt to broaden her collection of organ-specific souvenirs. Not missing a beat, the coach has scheduled CPR training for her team and made it clear that finger numbness had been a surprising assist in emphasizing the importance of learning them. Players report Mulkey shouted something like, "Remember ladies, always take the hint from a numbing finger before dribbling!" during a huddle. Meanwhile, the stents, unimpressed by their new high-profile position, have simply continued doing what they were made to do – keep the blood flowing. Insiders report that Mulkey has been seen sketching new game strategies, weaving-in medical procedures into drills, and making cutting-edge analogies between stent placements and defensive plays, an innovative approach to coaching that threatens to revolutionize sports medicine and basketball strategy alike. Eagerly waiting for the next unexpected visit due to mysterious bodily sensations, doctors at LSU are now stockpiling potential souvenirs for Mulkey's collection.