A node of contention, a blemish in an otherwise bright career, Matheus Nunes, who abandoned the Wolves' pack amidst a calamitous and drama-filled summer transfer, deigns to return to Molineux this Saturday. In an unexpected turn of events, Nunes has promised to create a whirlwind of an apology to his former club. As a £53m diamond in the rough for Manchester City, who literally pulled the plug on the Wolves' training ground power supply to expedite his transfer, Nunes instigated a furry furore among the fans. The Wolves coach was reportedly left muttering into his morning coffee, bemoaning the lack of loyalty in the modern game. Indeed, the former Wolves’ prodigious talent looked as though he was headed for a "Wolf of the Year" title until he switched gears. Instead, Nunes opted for the exciting nightlife of Manchester, the sumptuousness of playing in royal blue, and the irresistible lure of vexing his previous manager into tearing his hair out. Manchester City's roars, it seems, were too captivating for him. In a recent conversation with the press, Nunes expressed what can loosely be referred to as regret over his departure. "The timing was off, like a drummer on a Monday morning," he confessed. He made explicit his intention to "create a better narrative," possibly one that does not involve any disruption of electric supplies or managers on the brink of nervous breakdowns. "Naturally, I feel really bad about that fiasco," he stated, failing to suppress a grin. "But let's be honest, who can resist the delightful clamor of Man City's roars over the morose howls of the Wolves? Not me, certainly". Predictably, this admission was met with a cacophony of scowls and objections from the Wolves' faithful. Our reporter asked a random fan for his opinion on Nunes' apology, to which he responded: “An apology? I’ll tell you where he can stick that apology!” In conclusion, it appears that Nunes intends to 'make amends', a sentiment that seems to be as welcomed by the Wolves fans as a porcupine at a nudist beach. Will he be able to woo his former teammates with heartfelt apologies and chocolates? Only time will tell. As for the Wolves, they will be looking to see if Nunes can turn his words into action, or whether his apology is just a mere whimper, much like his loyalty. No matter the outcome, let's hope Nunes has learned one important lesson: when you leave a pack of Wolves, expect them to bite back!