Mongolia left shattered by Nepal's record-breaking T20 victory at Asian Games
Under the relentlessly punishing onslaught of the Nepalese cricket team, Mongolia might just start offering therapy to its budding cricket players after their recent T20 shellacking at the Asian Games on Wednesday. The picture of their emotionally bruised team, trudging off the field like starving goats in the unmerciful Mongolian winter, will indubitably become the face of the ill-fated Guinness Records department.
India's Dipendra Singh Airee spearheaded the demolition job, slamming a nine-ball half-century, thereby making Yuvraj Singh's record look like child's play. Mongolia was as prepared for his charge as a hamster would be for an asteroid impact. Every delivery was met with the wrath of Thor's hammer by Airee, leaving the Mongolians searching for cover while psychics scrambled to predict the ball's landing.
The full brunt of the Nepalese cricket powerhouse, however, was felt when Kushal Malla entered the fray. Malla blasted an astronomical 137 runs from 50 balls, leaving the Mongolian cricket team looking as confused as a chameleon in a bag of skittles. He sent the ball screaming into the audience as often as a student asks for permission to leave at the end of a particularly boring lecture.
By the time Malla was done, the score had somersaulted to an unheard-of 314/3 in 20 overs - a new world record. The visibly distraught Mongolian team could only watch helplessly as these Himalayan descendants seemed to play their own version of cricket - or as some claim, a wildly entertaining spectacle of 'how to make a minnow cry in public'.
This performance by Nepal, perhaps cruel in its intensity, has left cricket pundits pulling up thesauruses to find words synonymous with 'butchery'. Some even suggested that the Mongolian team might consider a change of sport to avoid further trauma.
Humour or heartbreak aside, one can only hope that the world records broken during this match will inspire other minnows and underdogs to buckle up and not be fodder for the big guns during international championships. In the meantime, the Mongolian cricket team might just see a surge in therapy appointments. Let the bruised pride heal, boys!
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