NEWCASTLE, England - Newly rich Newcastle United added another jewel to their moderately priced crown last evening with a clinical 2-0 win over relegation-wary Burnley. A soiree occurred between both teams that ebbed in Newcastle's favour and manifested itself in the form of goals. The Magpies, who once used to associate such wins with miracle status, were unsurprisingly casual post-game, acting as if such victories are threatening to become as regular as their luxurious prawn sandwiches. An 8-0 demolition job of Sheffield United seems to not have quenched their newfound thirst for dominance, nor did the joyous occasion of a 1-0 Carabao cup win over Manchester City, courtesy of wind-assisted goals. "We have so many games now so you don't have too much time to enjoy. It's always onto the next and now we have PSG on Wednesday," informed their sensibly chatty manager, Eddie Howe. "We'll enjoy the win tonight but tomorrow it's back to work," he added. It seems the historic Magpies now consider work as tearing apart oppositions like lab rats with their fresh squad of world-class footballers. In the wake of their bombastic performances, reports suggest that Howe has invited his next victims, Paris Saint-Germain, for afternoon tea, presumably to discuss tactics, combination of English muffins, and the survivors if any. The oddly termed "Gentleman's Tea Party", known only to the few elite footballing sort, is ripe for planning a surprise. Or a cunning assuaging move to soften the blow before Newcastle invariably thrash the meek Parisians on a cold Wednesday night on Tyneside. "Possibly we'll switch to coffee. Or a strong spirits," was the wry comment of Mauricio Pochettino, PSG's seemingly affable manager. The French titans are clearly aware of the newfound zest in the Toon Army and anticipate intriguing surprises in pots of tea. Whether the tea party will end in sweet scones or bitter defeats is a script only the Champions League night could write. So, keep your monocles polished, your top hats ready, and the pinky finger poised for a gentleman's tea party like none other. The Newcastle-PSG clash at Saint James' Park promises more spills than a poorly handled teapot. Who needs silver spoons when you have silverware?