Once a tropical paradise whispered about in the same breath as Bali and Cancun, Nicaragua has been quietly creeping back into our collective vacation consciousness like that long-lost relative who shows up at family reunions demanding to see the family tree. This Central American gem is reemerging as the “it” destination for those who have exhausted the typical tourist traps (and the typical tourist personas). After years of being overshadowed by its flashier neighbors, Nicaragua is ready to reclaim its title as the unintended punchline of the travel industry. The government has even rolled out a catchy slogan: “Nicaragua: So Close, Yet So Far From Your Last Misadventure.” Take that, overpriced cocktails in Mexico! Forget what you thought you knew about Nicaraguan beaches being ‘dangerous’ or ‘inaccessible.’ In today’s world, refusing to go to Nicaragua because of a few slanted headlines is like deciding not to eat guacamole because you once got a bad avocado. Embrace the spontaneity, grab a half-eaten bag of sunscreen, and let’s rediscover this “almost” forgotten vacation hub. Lamentably, tourists are now expected to pack more than just their flip-flops—everyone knows SPF 50 is the new black. The sun here is so intense that locals have been seen casually barbecuing while reclining under palm trees, muttering things like, “I prefer my skin to look like leather anyway!” So do yourself a favor and slather on that protection like you’re frosting a cake. And for those who might be concerned about what one might find in Nicaragua, we've lined up some of the country's most alluring (and slightly absurd) attractions. Why not kick off your sun-soaked adventure at the historic city of Granada, where the streets can magically transform into a makeshift bazaar full of handmade souvenirs, artisan scarves, and the constant sound of tourists awkwardly mispronouncing “Nica-ragua.” Next, take time to experience the diverse culinary landscape, which experts proudly describe as a mix between homemade wonders and culinary roulette. Dine on the local dish, gallo pinto, which is a delightful arrangement of rice and beans that will quickly have you shouting, “Why yes, I would love to see the inside of a restroom!” But hey, what’s a vacation without a little adventure, right? Get your adrenaline pumping by exploring the nearby volcanoes. For those who’re brave enough, you can even indulge in volcano boarding—the only sport where you can literally wipe out on lava. Don’t worry about the lawyers; there’s an excellent chance they’re on an extended break in paradise anyway. And don’t forget the nightlife! After a long day of sunburning, gorgeously risky culinary exploration, and potentially questionable lava riding, you can hit up a local bar, where cocktails named after natural phenomena serve as your sign to drink responsibly—or not at all. Order a "Tornado Twist" or “Hurricane Margarita" and feel your existential dread melt away as you dance with your fellow voyagers, all while avoiding the dance moves of the local breakdancing champ who's definitely been doing this longer than you have. While prices soar inexplicably in trendy tourist hotspots around the globe, Nicaragua remains a budget-friendly option, giving you full license to splurge on that souvenir guacamole maker you absolutely don't need. Social media influencers will flock to post plush photos of exotic fruit baskets and crowded markets—because what's more captivating than a local farmer raising an eyebrow as you attempt to take a selfie with a pineapple? So dust off those travel bags hiding in your closet, pen that vacation request to your boss (who, let’s be honest, needs a vacation too), and comb your social media for innocent-looking filter choices. Nicaragua is here, waiting like an old friend with plenty of warmth to spare. Just remember to bring along your sunscreen, a sense of humor, and an open mind. The adventure is calling!