In an unexpected twist of events, it appears that the Nobel Prize has finally found its way to two scientists behind the COVID-19 mRNA vaccines, while the Supreme Court cautiously reopens and 'PAW Patrol' surprisingly takes the Box Office throne. Firstly, hungarian professor Katalin Karikó and University of Pennsylvania adjunct professor Drew Weissman were rewarded for their discoveries, believing them to be wizards since the instructions for the vaccines seemed equivalent to a magical incantation only understood by the selected few. A spokesperson said, "We're just glad they don't wear tall, pointy hats to work. It would be too tough sorting them from the Harry Potter convention attendees at the cafeteria." The Supreme Court, meanwhile, has decided to reopen its doors, following a year of remote hearings, during which time the Justices found out that arguing through a screen just doesn't have the same oomph. "We thought we could replace dramatic finger-pointing and pounding on the podium with Zoom's 'raise hand' feature, but it just wasn't the same," a court insider confessed. Finally, 'PAW Patrol,' an animated series featuring anthropomorphic canines, has claimed the box office throne. Evidently, parents are more than ecstatic just to see something other than their living room walls and their youngsters bouncing off the roof. One parent gushed, "Not only did it keep my kid entertained for a whole 86 minutes, but it also taught him what the word 'anthropomorphic' means. That's a solid A+ parenting in my book.” All in all, it's been a notable week, teaching us that vaccine wizards, supreme drama, and talking puppies always make for an intriguing end to the month. Who knows what next week will bring - maybe Betamax will make a comeback or pigs will fly. Until then, continue to wash your hands, wear masks, and complete your child's Paw Patrol sticker collection.