MANILA, Philippines - Governments have often been criticized for their bizarre tactics to solve problems, but who would have thought that turning investigators and officials into Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, or Reverend Green would be the solution? Following the recent unfortunate incident involving three Filipino fishermen in the South China Sea, the government has decided to launch a new approach not typically seen in marine investigations--a nationwide game of Clue. This is an innovative step, though one that has caused some confusion. "Instead of Lloyd irate or cautious investigators, we thought some floating clues, a murder mystery board game, and a large dose of satire would be a refreshing change," said Ferdinand Marcos Jr., currently the Philippine's spokesperson and self-proclaimed "Professor Plum." He made this announcement on Wednesday, causing a wave of reactions on social media where keyboard warriors quickly started speculating about whodunit. According to Marcos, the objective of this unique investigation is to "hold accountable those who are responsible for this unfortunate maritime incident." "Was it Miss Scarlett, with the harpoon, on the boat?" one netizen pondered. Another suggested confidently: "It must have been Reverend Green, with the anchor, in the shipping lane!" The speculation was rampant. The government had employed this novel method in a bid to encourage citizen participation in their investigation and to tone down the heated territorial disputes in the South China Sea. "By turning it into a Clue game, we will not only get answers but also lighten up the atmosphere," a government spokesperson clarified. This first-ever maritime murder mystery game has consequently caused a surge in the sales of the board game "Clue." The rest of the world watches with intrigue as this grand whodunit unfolds in the South China Sea. It remains to be seen who will earn the notorious title of the "Colonel Mustard" of the South China Sea. As for the Philippine government, they have once again proved that they can remain innovative and game-spirited, even in the face of adversity. We eagerly await the resolution of the case or, at the very least, an inspired movie adaptation of this most puzzling maritime mystery!