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Quarterback Resurrection: Josh Allen Among QBs Proving Critics Wrong After Initial Flops
Rising from the ashes: Quarterbacks like Josh Allen prove doubters wrong with epic comebacks.
Reclaiming Redemption: Legendary Spud, Josh Allen, and Others, Rise from League's Shame Pit Remember the line from Batman, saying, "Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up."? Count NFL quarterbacks, Josh Allen, Daniel Jones, and Ryan Tannehill among those studiously taking notes. Sunday saw them rising like proverbial Phoenixes, dusting off the debris of failure, and presenting a brazen show. And thank goodness they did! The despair was starting to harden into stalactites around the League's Hall of Shame... After stumbling out of the gate with an opener that could have earned him a hall-of-fame spot with the ghosts of NFL flops, Josh Allen stormed back into his own shell. Intriguing! Playing for the Buffalo Bills, he performed the Houdini by vanishing from the jaws of imminent disgrace and reappearing in the limelight. He gifted a sigh of relief to the fans, who were till now plumbed into their couches, waiting expectantly for miracles, snack bowls thrown recklessly aside. Following a disturbingly dismal four-turnover outcome against the Jets, Allen has flipped the fates and completed 83.8% of his passes for 274 yards. The thrown snack bowls were quickly put back into position. Meanwhile, Daniel Jones and Ryan Tannehill ticked off "comeback season" on their checklists as they deflected the 'OH Please, not another awful game' curses. Jones, who had earlier been jokingly compared to a 'chicken running with a hand grenade' for his erratic game style, earned his grown-up feathers by leading the Giants to victory. As for Titan's Tannehill, the man just obstinately refuses to be shoved back onto the bench without a fight by bouncing back from an unsettling game. Even Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes and Geno Smith decided to join the riot. Typically, they seem to enjoy throwing the rest of the NFL into turmoil by producing their own magic tricks, making a spectacular return to the winners' circle. As an aside, does anyone else feel that NFL should maybe introduce a Best Comeback Award? In a world full of 'Bad Times at the El Royale,' this might just be necessary. In conclusion, Sunday bore witness to the dramatic resurrection of these struggling quarterbacks. Just like the Bills, Giants, Titans, Chiefs, and Seahawks, who dodged the infamous 0-2 record; they made the critics swallow their scoffs and proved to the world, yet again, that this game is less about the fall and more about the stand-up!
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