Following a successful career change, Raiders' mysterious player, Adams, has decided to join Jakobi Meyers in the developing, exclusive, and slightly penumbral NFL 'Concussion Club'. The initiation is truly a head-turner, involving the gain of a concussion, a charming accessory that the league has been unabashedly promoting lately. For those new to the game, the process of acquiring a concussion comes with its own set of perks. According to the established norms, first you are laid out on the field pretending to just find your spot in the universe under the stadium lights after a controversial hit. Shortly after, you are escorted off the field by two very buff men who undoubtedly double as part-time bouncers. Bestowed upon you are several days of peaceful respite, neatly tucked behind the protocols of NFL's beloved and protective ''Concussion Protocol". Following his concussive christening, Adams' participation in the Raiders' home opener against the Pittsburgh Steelers is predicted to be as real as the likelihood of a Raiders victory - a suspense we can't help but applaud. Perhaps, if we're lucky, we'll witness another initiation into the 'Concussion Club' in the upcoming match, proving once more that the NFL isn't just a sport. It's a soap opera, filled with cliffhangers, emotional arcs, and stone-cold football players trying to remember where they left their helmets. Meanwhile, Meyers has been enjoying his post-initiation phase, having spent a whole week in the gentle embrace of the concussion protocol, and managing to sideline himself for the Bills game. His participation in the next game is as certain as the NFL's consistent and anecdotal concern about player safety. In light of the growing interest in this 'Cloncussion Club', we now await the NFL's announcement of a special MVP – Most Viscous Player award. But that, dear friends, is a revelation you'll have to tackle on another day. Meanwhile, sit back, grab your helmets (please, let's not give the protocol a chance), and tune in for another drama-filled season of unexpected plot twists, occasional football, and membership renewals at the esteemed 'Concussion Club’. After all, it's not just fun and games until you see players discovering new dimensions on the field!