As earth-shaking news hits the social media wave: Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have launched another verbal assault on traditional names, their chosen moniker for their second progeny, Riot Rose Mayers, ignites online hysteria. The celebrated "R" streak continues but with shrapnel of rocks and riots, not quiet pearls of roses and rainbows. It appears the music royal couple has traded sweet lullabies for clash symphonies. Born from the spark of RZA Athelston Mayers, Riot Rose Mayers continues the trend of rock-star alliteration. It appears the dynamic duo are either massive fans of Sesame Street’s “letter of the day”, or are simply playing out a masterfully devised Alphabetical Trauma. Fans of the couple wasted no time in reading into the symbolic nuances. "Is this a social commentary? An homage to A$AP's hit song 'Riot'? A subtle hint to Rihanna's hit song 'Diamonds' with a rose blooming from a riot?" mused Twitter user @DiamondsFromRiots. Lifestyle Guru, Happy Holistic Heather, rather poetically speculated on her TikTok, “It’s a full-circle completion of the Universal Laws. The couple's older son is named RZA, which breaks down to 'Rza:ruler; zillionaire; alpha.' And now they have Riot Rose, which deciphers as 'Riot:large, chaotic group; rose:flower symbolizing love and beauty.' When you put it together, it’s truly profound. RZA rules over the chaotic world, while Riot Rose blooms among it.” Conversely, local librarian and part-time etymology enthusiast, Harold Humphrey, denounce the eccentric choice as “absolute gibberish” saying, “...If they were going to rob a dictionary, at least pick words that blend. Maybe name the kid 'Rustic Rose', or if they wanted to go hard and edgy, why not 'Rock Rose'. But 'Riot Rose' is like naming your child 'Chaos Cucumber'.” On the other side of the spectrum, renowned celebrity baby name analyst, Starla Starshine, applauded the daring choice. "Rihanna and A$AP Rocky have once again proven that they inhabit a world that’s omnisciently offbeat,” she raved. "Nothing like a riotous rose to whip up a hurricane in the predictable alphabet soup of celebrity offspring names." However, the vast majority of fans couldn't care less about the metaphysical translation or its significant place in the hierarchy of celebrity baby names. Instead, they're just thrilled to be blessed by yet another impeccable Instagram baby announcement; blissfully igniting the internet with wild, untamed abandon, not unlike a name we know.