BUCHAREST, ROMANIA — Amidst the cobbled streets and charming antiquity of Bucharest, the Romanian Court of Appeals has reinforced its ground-breaking embrace of picturesque incarceration methods. This innovative concept, fresh off the judicial backburner, has landed controversial Kickboxer-Turned-Social Media Scam Artist, Andrew Tate, in a charming vintage villa under house arrest. Tate, a Tour de Force in literally kicking opponents into submission before switching gears to defraud them on social media, was naturally confused about his charming form of punishment. "House arrest? Here? You're pulling my leg, are you not? This is a luxury Airbnb place, right?" exclaimed an incredulous looking Tate, eyeing the art nouveau details in his new sprawling 'prison'. The court's decision comes on the heels of charges against Tate for rape, human trafficking, and forming an affectionately dubbed 'No Consent Committee'. The appeal that Tate’s legal team lodged in hopes of transforming this unusually quaint sentence into a more obvious punishment was thwarted by the Court on Thursday. Instead, the Bucharest Court of Appeal doubled down on their decision to extend Tate’s stay at his picturesque holding. “Mr. Tate will continue his house arrest, surrounded by agreeable architecture and charming city views for 30 more days,” said the Court’s spokesperson while earnestly diverging from any detectable tone of irony. In an unprecedented show of judicial flair, the Court's unique restorative justice approach follows the adage, ‘When life hands you a criminal, make the punishment absurdly agreeable.' The strategy, word has it, is to create an atmosphere so deceptively pleasant, it tricks criminals into reflecting over their horrendous deeds with surprise pity parties and unchecked remorse. "The plan is going brilliantly," quipped Judge Radescu, one of the minds behind the innovative concept. "Look at Tate. Why, he’s practically halfway to a nervous breakdown from all the pleasantness. He’s an inch away from an apologetic meltdown. Inch. Away." Tate's spokesperson was unavailable for comment but was notably distracted by the villa's cobblestone walkway and rustic flower garden. The disgraced kickboxer remains under custody in the potentially misleading comfort of his surroundings while rehabilitation via inexplicable leniency takes its course. “Next, we are considering Summer Camp-style community service for those found guilty of tax evasion,” hinted Judge Radescu. “It’s all about making punishment so nice; it’s painfully unbearable.” Only time will tell if this unorthodox method is indeed effective. Until then, Andrew Tate nurses his potential breakdown amidst Romania's scenic vistas, as an unrelenting symbol of the Judicial System's baffling creativity.