In another lavish display of irony, the National Football League presents "The War of the Saints vs The Panthers," tonight! The embattled Carolina Panthers, with their win tally stuck stubbornly at zero, nervously pace the confines of their NFC South cage. Their opponents, the blessed Saints of New Orleans, sitting pretty at 1-0, are aiming to achieve divine symmetry with the Atlanta Falcons and Tampa Bay Buccaneers who've already had their prayers answered with 2-0 starts. The Panthers are looking to claw their way to victory and avoid spiraling down the black hole of eternal defeatism. Having been mauled by the Jets in their season opener, the Panthers are relying heavily on their prayers hoping that the football gods might tip the scales in their favour tonight. The Saints, on the other hand, march in with confidence, armed with the glorious victory they pulled off against the Tennessee Titans in Week 1. Apparently, unanswered prayers for Ryan Tannehill led to a divine intervention of three interceptions, helping the Saints seal their 16-15 victory. Word is Tannehill is still searching for a patron football saint. So, as the heavens prepare for this gridiron battle, will we see the Panthers prowl their way to victory, or will the Saints continue to ascend the ladder of NFC South supremacy? One thing's for sure: if a Hail Mary's thrown tonight, it won't just be a desperate long pass. Our stats angels will be giving live updates all night, armed with a live scoreboard, general football wisdom only rivalled by Vince Lombardi, and the ability to make sense of Sunday's NFL hieroglyphics. So keep checking back, sit back and enjoy the heavenly drama that is Monday Night Football! Who knows, you just might witness a miracle tonight!