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Tesla Puts Battery Workers on Charging Leave Amid China's EV Price Crusade
Tesla sends battery workers on 'charging leave' amidst China's EV price duel, sparking shock and awe in the industry.
In a rather shocking turn of events, Tesla, the ‘we put the ‘E’ in EV’ company has decided to put some of its battery production workers in Shanghai on 'charging leave'. While other companies typically send workers on gardening leave, Tesla, true to its unique style and vision, has decided to adapt the standard human-centered phrase to better reflect its electric car ethos, sources familiar with the matter announced. The decision comes amid the rising intensity of China's EV price duel, where companies are cutting prices of their cars faster than a Tesla Roadster accomplishes a zero to sixty. The American electric vehicle maker began gently breaking the news to its unsuspecting workers, who had until recently prided themselves on being the life-givers to the company’s shiny futuristic vehicles. These employees were a part of the company’s cell assembly lines in what was the inaugural phase of the automaker's factory in the financial heart of China - Shanghai. "The news hit us like a bolt out of the blue," shared a despondent worker, Zhou, "It's like someone pulled the plug on our output. But hey, at least, they've given it a cool name – charging leave.” Staying true to its spirit of innovation, it appears Tesla is not just stopping at reinventing what an automobile can be - now, it's reinventing lay-offs, too. To provide a silver lining to this dark thunderstorm of a revelation, the company has offered the affected workers a chance to switch to a different workshop, like stamping. "Yes, it's sad our battery gig team is dwindling," shared Hu, another employee, "But at the risk of sounding charged, I am looking forward to trying my hand at stamping. Who knows, I might just leave a mark!" The move by Tesla, however, doesn't seem optimistic for the EV market in China, where EVs are currently cheaper than a cup of Starbucks coffee. The industry is bracing itself for a jolt as the consequences of this 'charging leave' unfolds. Meanwhile, Tesla fans worldwide are reportedly planning to order batteries online to show their solidarity. Some extreme fans are even considering starting a crowdfunding campaign, called ‘Bring them back from the charging leave.’ As to how the company plans to navigate these turbulent times, it's anyone's guess. But one thing’s certain, Tesla never ceases to spark shock and awe.
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