Just when you thought you could breathe a sigh of relief, Antony, the prodigal son of football, returns to romance football giants, Manchester United, making headlines yet again, this time without exhibiting his trademark stepovers or jaw-dropping goals. Amidst swirling allegations of assault from a past flame, 23-year-old Antony emerged from his voluntary leave of absence to shake things up in the locker rooms again. But don't worry, the English green turf isn't quite converted into a law enforcement zone yet. Antony isn't a wanted man in either the UK or his native Brazil, at least not by the police. No arrests have been made, and no charges laid. His cop interview at Cheshire last Thursday could very well have been for a casual gossip over tea and crumpets. So what triggered this grand return? A sudden craving for the Mancunian drizzle? The lure of playing in Old Trafford? Or a pang of longing for Coach Solskjaer's stern, yet comforting lectures? Let's not forget that Antony, with his unfortunate knack of finding trouble, embarked on this so-called leave on September 10. His absence from the squad caused ripples of confusion among the die-hard United faithful. Struggling to make sense of their team's performance in his absence, rumours swirled that Antony was frozen out due to a controversial set-piece strategy involving an invisibility cloak and a fleet of drones. But alas, it was 'just' allegations of assault that kept the drama magnet away. Nonetheless, in the midst of all this chaos, United are reportedly delighted to take the Brazilian troublemaker back under their red wing. Perhaps they've been missed his antics off the pitch as much as his brilliance on it. Or perhaps the team's been falling short of their monthly tabloid appearance quota? Either way, with Antony's return, United fans can expect a captivating new season blowing their way. Stay tuned, for you never know what Antony's next headline-making move will be!