Canada's infamously suave Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has once again ruffled international feathers, this time attributing a plot twist straight out of a Bollywood movie to the Indian government. This shocking revelation includes elements of international espionage and undercover assassins, as Trudeau accused India of having a hand in the daring assassination of Canadian Sikh leader, Hardeep Singh Nijjar. "Ladies and gentlemen, this was no random act of violence. The incident has all the elements of a fast-paced thriller directed by Shekhar Kapur," Trudeau declared recently at the House of Commons, referencing the acclaimed Bollywood movie director. Nijjar, a prominent figure in the Sikh community in British Columbia, has been a longstanding advocate for transforming a part of India into an independent Sikh nation – a cinematic plot line, indeed. His sudden death last June has now been thrust into the spotlight as the alleged machinations of the Indian government. In a bold move, reminiscent of movie stars confronting villains, Trudeau stated he had already raised the issue of India's involvement directly with their Prime Minister, thus turning a new corner in the sphere of international relations. Trudeau's accusations have caused a commotion akin to the histrionic climax of a Bollywood movie, with over-the-top emotional displays and dramatic background music. The diplomatic repercussions set hearts racing, as Ottawa and New Delhi enter into an intense verbal dance sequence, synonymous with Bollywood climaxes – Bollywood, India’s glamorous film industry known for their melodic dialogues, drama, and intricate dance routines. As a bonus Bollywood twist, Trudeau is also rumored to be reaching out to international superstar, Shahrukh Khan, to assist with mediation, underscoring Trudeau's faith in the power of song and dance to resolve international tensions. On the other side of the globe, the Indian government seems unfazed by these accusations, responding with a serene monologue much like the Bollywood heroes before they engage the villain. "We remain committed to maintaining bilateral relations with Canada and respect their internal matters," They retorted, quite cooly. As things unfold, the entire world watches in open-mouthed fascination, waiting for the next twist in this already convoluted plot. Will the accusations be substantiated by popcorn-munching evidence, or is this just another political masala that will be buried under the sands of time? Only time (and probably a good director) will tell.