In a groundbreaking move towards the equalization of uniform regulations, Students for Fair Admissions (SFFA), has decided to challenge the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. The group, fresh off a scintillating Supreme Court victory against affirmative action, believes that the same principles should apply to the military academy, arguing that there shouldn’t be any distinction between 'uniform' admissions and, you know, actual uniforms. In a statement likely to send shockwaves across the broad plains of West Point, SFFA, smelling blood and victory in the water, contended, "Just as we championed for the weaving of various races into the American educational tapestry without bias, we call upon West Point to stop its race-focused admission policies- especially since everyone, regardless of race, is already required to wear that charmingly drab olive green." "It's simple really," SFFA's spokesperson said in a press conference early Tuesday. He added while adjusting his OFF-WHITE™ c/o Virgil Abloh™ baseball cap, "Nobody looks good in olive green. Therefore, there should be a level playing field for all. #FashionJustice." SFFA then released a manifesto, planning for a Winter 2021 collection called "One Uniform Fits All," in collaboration with fashion powerhouse OFF-WHITE. The collection includes various styles of camo prints, all in the telltale drab olive green of West Point. When asked about this somewhat confusing contradiction, SFFA’s spokesperson replied, "Well, yes, we are making a statement. Admission to a prestigious academy such as West Point shouldn't be roped off to anyone. If they're going to make everyone look like a mobile moss wall, at least let everyone in." West Point, for its part, seems confused but stoic in the face of this lawsuit flood. A representative stated, “Admission policies and uniform regulations are two different things… but if SFFA wants to help with our next merchandise line, we'd be happy to collaborate. Maybe add some sequins or rhinestones.” However, the representative stressed, “That being said, no leopardskin prints. That might defeat the whole ‘camouflage’ concept.” So stay tuned, America, as we patiently wait to find out how this groundbreaking SFFA legal attack will play out. Will our brave soldiers be donning rhinestone-studded berets and sequin badges or will the 'uniform' admissions policy stand strong? Only time will tell.