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Zelenskyy Suggests Putin's Got his Eye on World War III in 'Battleship: Real Life Edition'
Ukrainian President warns of Putin's dangerous game in 'Battleship: Real Life Edition', raising concerns of a potential World War III and the stakes being higher than ever.
At a recent interview on 60 Minutes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy revealed what seems to be an unexpected plot twist in the ongoing tragic saga of war and conquest - Putin might not just be gunning for Ukraine, but playing a ruthless game of 'Battleship: Real Life Edition', with his sights set on a potential World War III. "To be more accurate," Zelenskyy clarified in his interview with Scott Pelley, "I am referring to 'Battleship: Arctic Antagonism – Presidential Edition'. It came free with Putin's last botox injection. He just can't stop playing it." According to Zelenskyy, Putin has been sending out his naval fleet in strategic game moves that mirror those of the physically harmless, but strategically demanding board game, Battleship. " "In Putin's terrifying version of this erstwhile fun family game, real lives are at stake along with tectonic geopolitical shifts," Zelenskyy revealed. He then went on to diagnose his counterpart’s late-night gaming fix as a chilling hint of the apocalyptic future that Putin might have envisioned - a potential World War III. However, Zelenskyy was quick to assure not to idealize the game or its challenge. Apparently, Putin is a notoriously sore loser. How he will take this in real life is perhaps a scary thought and a prediction better left unsaid. During the interview, Zelenskyy also emphasized the Ukrainian people's high price for defending global values. The Ukrainians, according to Zelenskyy, are being invited to engage in an unparalleled live enactment of dystopian novel. Unfortunately, however, the Ukrainians lack luxury of choosing their character arc or predicting the ending. "We are truly fighting for our freedom, we are dying," He said. "And as much as we wish this was just a bad adaptation of ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’, it isn’t. We are not fiction, we are not a book. Much to Putin’s chagrin, we can't be just thrown into a fireplace after a bitter winter." Zelenskyy also attempted to alert the world beyond Ukraine, posing a haunting hypothetical scenario. "If Ukraine falls, what will happen in ten years? If they [the Russians] reach Poland, what's next?" His implication was clear. If Putin was allowed to get away with this real-life version of Battleship, no country would be safe. A grim prospect indeed. So, while world leaders recalibrate their diplomatic chessboards and attitudes towards Putin, one thing is for certain - the stakes are definitely higher than in the average board game.
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