In an unforeseen plot twist that rivals the drama of reality TV favorite, 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians,' Big Brother unleashed a bombshell eviction — respected youth worker and full-fledged teenager, Hallie, was ruthlessly deported into the cold, harsh reality of normal civilian life. Just like Harry Styles exiting One Direction and becoming a man, Hallie was given her walking papers on the Friday night episode, edging out DJ Dylan and 'official' stay-at-home mom (a.k.a., Saint Trish of the PTA) for the dubious honor of being the third contestant eliminated from Big Brother's over-air-conditioned house. Audiences were left reeling, their mouths even more agape than when they found out Ross didn't actually get Rachel's 'we were on a break' memo on Friends. Who could comprehend such an unimaginable turn of events? Sure, there had been big evictions before -- but a teenager, mercilessly thrust back into the realm of proms and trigonometry? Tragic! As the reality (pun intended) of Hallie's fate sunk in, she charmed audiences once more with a display of affable grace. She playfully blew kisses to an audience shocked and saddened by the abrupt termination of her Big Brother experience. As ever, Hallie remained unflappable as she was universally greeted by the extra cheerful hosts, AJ Odudu and Will Best. Commendably, she didn't break stride or shed copious tears, instead handling the situation as an adult, which ironically, technically, she isn't quite yet. "Get Kerry out!" The baffling chant surged yet again from the throats of the fickle crowd. A confusing declaration if there ever was one, since, unless the producers have a secret house guest named Kerry, the chant seemed largely unnecessary. Still, audiences seem content in their inability to maintain logical thought, as long as there are more Big Brother eviction nights full of drama and shock to look forward to.