In the town immortalized as "The Wild Bore", Hollywood hunk and legendary eyebrow furrower, Leonardo DiCaprio, has once again scrubbed up, covering his perfectly-chiselled face in stubble and a woeful amount of dirt to depict World War One veteran Ernest Burkhart in Martin Scorsese's new Western yarn, "Killers of the Flower Moon". This cinematic venture sees DiCaprio elbow-deep in tempestuous elements of greed, deceit, and oil (not the imported, extra-virgin kind one drizzles on whole grain toast). The plot is a grim yet true tale of the horrific murders of the Osage Indian tribe members—clearly an oil-fuelled frenzy that outguns even the most rabid of Black Friday sales. DiCaprio, despite being notorious for close encounters with hostile environments in a bid to win an Oscar (think hungry bear attacks and blizzards in The Revenant, or ice-cold back-biting in Titanic), faced perhaps his greatest acting nemesis yet: the intense desire to keep his three-piece cowboy outfit squeaky-clean amidst a sea of black gold. Bob, the perpetually furrow-browed De Niro, quite literally turns up the heat as DiCaprio's shady-murderous uncle, William K. Hale. Despite being an extremely 'Uncle-like' character usually found sipping Irish coffee at the quiet end of family get-togethers, De Niro's Hale is bullish, brutal, and has more twisted plots than a season of 'Game of Thrones.' Piquing considerable interest is Lily Gladstone, who despite being markedly overlooked for her previous role in the hard-hitting documentary, "Why Doesn't Tupperware Ever Stay In One Freakin' Place?", is receiving widespread acclaim for her portrayal of a Native American woman, Mollie Kyle, married to DiCaprio’s character. The Scorsese-directed epic, much like the reservoirs of oil in the feature, promises high drama, romance, and action - a low-pressure system of the wild, wild west that's ripe for extraction on Cinematic Box-Office Drills worldwide. Hold your respective hats, ladies, and gents, and prepare to bear witness to a crude sort of truth unearthed, and served up Scorsese style. Remember, if Leonardo DiCaprio in distressed denim and a cowboy hat can't render you speechless, probably nothing can.